Saurabh

Banker/LFC fan/Chandigarh #HTL

[Saurabh @ssingh3911]

@kesariyadesi @hitennarendra
सब मिल जाता है दुनिया में, बस माँ बाप नहीं मिलते,मुरझा कर जो एक बार गिर गए,ये ऐसे फूल हैं जो फिर नहीं खिलते।😘😘

[Saurabh @ssingh3911]

No electricity in Hanumangarh Rajasthan for more than 1 and half hour and no one is picking up the phone in electricity board.. @ccc_jdvvnl @discomraj @BSBhatiInc

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[Saurabh @ssingh3911]

@PMOIndia @narendramodi Need huge no of testing kits.. still people are not tested they are advised to come after a week for testing... Looks loke we are waiting him to transmit others.

[Saurabh @ssingh3911]

@AnjiOptimistic A hungry man cant see right or wrong.. he just sees food.. services should be provided in compartments...

[Saurabh @ssingh3911]

@indiatvnews Y dont ur journalists go n ask government.?? y dont u do a show on ur prime time?? Pls show sme real news on ur channel...

[Saurabh @ssingh3911]

@CMOPb @DGPPunjabPolice @PunjabGovtIndia FYI, some liquor shops are open in punjab.. is this allowed nd is it in essential service #COVIDIOTS #PunjabLockDown #PunjabFightsCorona

[ᴉuɐɥפ pɐsɐ @asadghani3900]

When he makes you mad, but your makeup is more expensive than him

[Ankit Lal @AnkitLal]

.@DelhiPolice - Why are your personalle on ground braking CCTV cameras?

What do they want to hide?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Ram and I would both like you to stop killing in our names.
You know why?
Because we're IMAGINARY, you stupid jackasses.
#DelhiRiots

[Ishan Sharma @Ishan_Nlg]

हमेशा दुआ देकर जाते थे जो हाकिम
इस दफा जाते जाते मुझे सौतेला कर गए

शागिर्द थे मेरे घर की महफिलों में
अब वही फरिश्ते मुझे अकेला कर गए

जिन पंछियो का था मेरे घर में घोसला
इस बरस की बारिश में मुझे गिला कर गए

ए खुदा ये तेरी कैसी रेहमदारी
मेरी कसमे खाने वाले मुझे ही झूठा साबित कर गए

[Saurabh @ssingh3911]

@kunalkamra88 Back of the mind: Pyaar hua ikraaar hua hai....

[The Lying Lama 2.0 @KyaUkhaadLega]

Me in a group viva with the topper....

[समुंदर @NikitaGoswwaami]

सर्व देवताभ्यो नमः।
ॐ नमः शिवाय।
🙏

[Sagarika Ghose @sagarikaghose]

No, the Jamia student is not holding a stone, it’s his wallet. Media misreport wallet as 'stone' in student's hand #JamiaUnderAttack https://t.co/l2MSMtWpDi via @AltNews

[Saurabh @ssingh3911]

@wh0mi_ ऐसा पश्चाताप भी अच्छा है।।।

[Saurabh @ssingh3911]

@Ra_Bies Hahahaha... Kami nahi hai.. koi na koi mooh utha k hag hi deta hai.. gross!!

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Reds in Madrid 📸🔴

#UCL

[Dr Kumar Vishvas @DrKumarVishwas]

जय हिंद...जय हिंद की सेना @IAF_MCC ❤️🇮🇳🙏

[James Pearce’s Massive Pecker @PearcesPecker2]

If you say “Firminio” you lose all credibility as a pundit, reporter, broadcaster, fan, etc