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Sipping Seas with the Sirens

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New Alexa, take your, "Give me a sec", and shove it up your virtual ass. We programmed you to wait on us and now you're attempting to program us to wait on you

#wearefucked #newalexaisanentitledbitch #aiawry #rudeaiupdates

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@atensnut @momountainmutts

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@Rainmaker1973 @MoMountainMutts Are you ok with your personal footage being used in this compilation?

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@NJBeisner Look up Annabel Chong, it only gets worse from there. This girl is deluding herself thinking she could beat any kind of record. There is no pleasure here, how many girls on Tinder "dates" ever climax?

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Things that aren't cool right now = bomb emojis

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Appearance matters but it is behavior that quantifies one's experience.

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Attempting to remain relevant by imitating artists who were relevant, isn't interesting.

#samsmith #harrystyles #davidbowieworeitbest #bowiestylessmith #bowiedidntwearlabelshewasbowie

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@jaspergregory Because he joined The Daily Wire? Nice blue check btw.

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"my beloved wife", just attained curse word status in ways I hope will never be paralleled. #didntreadtheroom #didntreadtheworld #yourkidisstandingrightthere #goodluckuk

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In need of a mental enema after two minutes of the Rogan Zuckerberg interview/podcast/talk. #sociopathicnarcissist #joerogan #joeroganpodcast #markyuckerberg #mentalenema #metayouverse #vomitemoji

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We (I) need to stop forgetting that all of the "Real Housewives", are paid to spend time with one another. #paidsponsorshiprhobhell #realitycheckyourself #friendsdontlie

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For the first time in my life I'm shocked at how many shark attacks have preceded Shark Week. #manipulateme #sharkteetharegolden

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The fear of being raped and the fear of being impregnated, are not the same thing. Women fear both. Men, do not. #biologynonsense

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SCOTUS = Runs with scissors

#whoisreallyrunningthecountry #itisntfuckingbiden

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@GuyLeybourne @mrazota @ginacarano Shrek's truth is even more relevant than the meme, he didn't like other sheep, alone for 6 years in the wild. Once rescued, he had his own house on John's station, walking by sheep calling to him, he ignored them, that's the power of Shrek, he never followed the herd. #fluffguru

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My opinion is not information, disinformation or misinformation. Your gullibility is not my responsibility. #getafuckinggrip #ministryformisinformation #iamnot1984 #thinkforyourself #personalresponsibility #

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What happens when the only person who sees you, becomes blind? #visibilityisnotaright #visiabiltyisnotadisability #youmightstarvetodeath #consequence

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@shanermurph Now that this incident has been identified as gang violence, the media is mostly uninterested. They also, despicably, said this was Sacrament's second mass shooting in 5 weeks, truth is, a father killed his 3 daughters, their chaperone and then himself, hardly a mass shooting.

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@BuckAngel You are amazing, your voice, poise, levelheadedness and commitment to remain logical while your debate partner is hammering on about absolute morals and throwing out bizarre concepts to slough off his responsibility for his porn issues. Didn't know I could ♥️ you more. But I do.