Steven Lubliner

Attorney & Author. Find "Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions" and "A Child's Christmas in Queens" on Amazon. And I fixed the Constitution on Medium.

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

@penguinusa https://t.co/sLP2b9wQdd

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

@FanDuel Where's the ball?

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What could go wrong? And right? Read "A Child's Christmas in Queens" and find out! $2.99 on #Kindle; $6.99 in paper; $3.95 on #audiobook. #bannedbooks #KindleUnlimited #books #interfaith https://t.co/DPbn5vZul8 #Amazon via @Amazon

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

#Thirdparty? Been tried. Didn't work out. #Kirkus calls #Threeway "a slim, funny #satire of America's electoral culture." #Trump #president #books #politicalsatire #Kindle #KindleUnlimited Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions https://t.co/79R99A3xap #Amazon via @Amazon

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

The #FirstAmendent ain't up to the task. #Trump #Constitution #1A #ChristianNationalism #Fascism #ReligionConversion
Official State Religion with a Side of Persecution: Coming Soon To Your Shitty State https://t.co/E6zwN1nud8

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

@washingtonpost Dear Republican Senators,
This.
It’s just a job. There are other jobs.
Sincerely,
Decency and Self-Respect

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

@mattyglesias I got tested a few years ago. No antibodiesleft. Got revaccinated.

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

@JohnFugelsang I might take him up on that. I think we come out ahead.

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

@atrupar Impossible. Does Gaza even have bankruptcy laws?

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

@HeerJeet And . . . and . . . RFK takes your pepperoni.

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

@thedailybeast I didn't expect my first stanza to come true so quickly. Or the rest of them, frankly. The last line was always a given. #Trump #crash #airtrafficcontrollers #disaster https://t.co/pFfyQbpXCm

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

@thedailybeast “And I am calling for an overhaul of all federal sound systems.”

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

The guy who delivered that speech that way ain’t lasting four years. #Trump #Inauguration2025

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

My poem for the inauguration. #Trump #MAGA #Inauguration2025 #Inauguration
First We Came: A MAGA Poem https://t.co/ciieXDiDYS

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

@WNYC "A Child's Christmas in Queens" isn't free, but it's cheap. Repeated listens (or reads) will keep you busy and warm. #Christmas #Hanukkah #interfaith #NewYork #audiobook #Kindle
https://t.co/viIw7zsKDI

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

#Kirkus calls "Threeway" "a slim, funny #satire of America's electoral culture." Read it, before it's banned. $5.99 on #Kindle. $7.99 in paper. Or on #KindleUnlimited. #politicalsatire #Trump #books #bannedbooks #smallbusinesssaturday https://t.co/Yo9WqsWQ2r #Amazon via @Amazon

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What can go wrong? "A Child's Christmas in Queens" is $2.99 on #Kindle. $5.99 in paper. Free on #KindleUnlimited Or the #audiobook. #religion #interfaith #books #Jewish #Christian #atheist https://t.co/VW6ymQh1C6 #Amazon via @Amazon

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

@mattyglesias “Merry Christmas” will not officially regain its secondary meaning of “Fuck you” until next year.

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

For #BlackFriday #Kirkus calls "Threeway" "a slim, funny #satire of America's electoral culture." Read it while you can! $5.99 on #Kindle. $7.99 in paper. Free on #KindleUnlimited. #Trump #books #politicalsatire #Threeway #bannedbooks https://t.co/Ecc654WISj #Amazon via @Amazon

[Steven Lubliner @sslubliner]

"A Child's Christmas in Queens" for #BlackFriday. A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What could be bad? Plenty? But love triumphs! $2.99 on #Kindle $5.99 in paper. FREE on #KindleUnlimited #interfaith #religion #atheist #agnostic https://t.co/V7YGIDpsck #Amazon via @Amazon