Heisty

Southwest Airlines flight attendant. Brother Rice football ‘08 JV captain, senior year.

[Ryder Cup @rydercup]

The 43rd #RyderCup Champions @RyderCupUSA meet with the media. https://t.co/ub9ocCqQdt

[Heisty @ssman05]

@cho1589 @BFrasor Big win last night Bob, reminded me of the time you and the guys took on Drose at St. Xavs. #Bobfrasorfor3

[Barney Fritz 🫡 @chitownsatan]

The best acting I’ve ever seen is Jeff Daniels having diarrhea in Dumb and Dumber.

[Heisty @ssman05]

@ChurchLady2012 @CraigWeekend @Luker25

[Heisty @ssman05]

@SELK_WORM5 @Buccaneers Old Patriots quarterback

[Heisty @ssman05]

@jackOCHOconnell @BWWings @BWWings ripped out my heart and dropped it into a bucket of my boiling tears when they told me hot bbq was out.

[Heisty @ssman05]

@_KellyKevin Mine was watermelon sour patch

[Uncle Sexaaay @UncleSexy15]

RT this if you think i should be the #BarstoolSmokeShowOfTheDay next week.

[Heisty @ssman05]

@buttcheeeks676 @HeyyyyyJoe Funny thing is that Chicago dogs don’t have ketchup on them. It’s like a terrorist hot dog.

[laminar joe @HeyyyyyJoe]

Little did i know the worst was yet to come.

[Heisty @ssman05]

@cho1589 @Sonavamitch1 @UncleB31 I’m lays as well Mitch

[Heisty @ssman05]

I took 2 shits already today and it ain’t even 10am

[Heisty @ssman05]

@UncleSexy15 We still gota go to cowboy school in AZ

[Heisty @ssman05]

@kcabsibrat @FahKerr Hahahah I laughed out loud at that laugh and rewatched it and did again

[laminar joe @HeyyyyyJoe]

There are people applauding kopech for sitting out like its an act of bravery. It is impossible to see straight when your head is that far up 2020s ass

[Tom Hopkins Foundation @papahops19]

We will pick two more winners 24 hrs from now. Enter by liking and retweeting to win a tournament shirt or tank. Available in men’s and women’s sizes. Store closes tomorrow night at midnight! Link in bio. #NeverEndTheFight #PapaHops

[Heisty @ssman05]

@cho1589 @kcabsibrat @grantypanties10 “Football is a game of inches, the inches are all around us, and when we think about inches we think of penis sizes”

[Heisty @ssman05]

@CevoMyEggo I’m still on the white does it make you change when you upgrade or something?

[Heisty @ssman05]

@kcabsibrat @grantypanties10 Got me so fired up to stand on the sidelines