samantha

samm with two m’s, former child, washed up sorority girl, kind of cooks, cat mom, dolphins fan

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Fixed it

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

when the crimes are especially heinous

[Lauren 🍉 @Laureasons_]

We are in an ai flyer epidemic.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[Jack @JackInacker]

I'm tired of Congress being the wealthiest nursing home in the country.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

That's an awfully long blink!

[rot ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

[The Sims @TheSims]

If you can’t handle a Hottie❤️‍🔥 stay out of the kitchen😒

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

bro looks like the penguin

[KAMTRANADA @kkammk]

You screaming “JESUS JESUS JESUS” on stage but when it’s time to put your faith to work and do what Jesus would do you’re on mute. This performative Christianity is ridiculous

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[Thumbs @wolverinethumbs]

Ah yes to stop all those illegal immigrants that can *checks notes* afford Super Bowl tickets

[Brandon Wolf @bjoewolf]

Why is a former college athlete turned rage bait grifter trying to convince me that milk was controversial? What is happening?

[Gracie MacNcheese @AtwinGracie2002]

can someone explain to me why my government is pushing whole milk like it hasn't been readily available in every grocery store for the past... many decades?

[برا عم ابيع فيب وانا عاري @CJNICKOLAS]

Just looking like that for no damn reason then