this bitch at my job decided that it would be funny to be like “of course hahaha ur eating again” when I opened a pack of reeses 😐 like yes???? Ur point???? It’s good? now go fuck urself
one of the more sadder yet beautiful parts of life is looking at who u used to be in love with and realize you can in fact live without them and still be okay while doing so.
instead of genetically modifying strawberries to make them more red and plump, I say we genetically modify mangoes to not have that dumbass hairy seed in the middle for the love of god.