jordan

I’ve had this app since 5th grade and I still don’t know how it works

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

I sneezed and the person sitting next to me in class immediately put their mask on. I’m sorry bro I swear it’s allergies 🥲

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

I started crying in class today and my teacher silently slid this sticker to me in hopes it would make me feel better (it did)🥲💕

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

People that say their favorite artists are khalid and/or SZA 😩>>>>

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

I love how unfiltered some tiktok usernames are. “Drphilshairybussy017 commented on your video”

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

girls like you by maroon 5 was released BEFORE psycho by post Malone???????????????? HELP? WHAT((&):7????

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

please.

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

this bitch at my job decided that it would be funny to be like “of course hahaha ur eating again” when I opened a pack of reeses 😐 like yes???? Ur point???? It’s good? now go fuck urself

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

why the fuck did the font change ew put it back

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

This is the most violently american thing that I have ever seen

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

one of the more sadder yet beautiful parts of life is looking at who u used to be in love with and realize you can in fact live without them and still be okay while doing so.

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

can Snapchat get their shit together for five minutes.

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

stop thinking u don’t deserve the good things in ur life just because bad things have happened to u. u deserve to be loved.

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

@jasminericegirl Washing silverware for some reason. I despise it.

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

instead of genetically modifying strawberries to make them more red and plump, I say we genetically modify mangoes to not have that dumbass hairy seed in the middle for the love of god.

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

“Are you okay?” No lol.
That’s it. That’s the tweet

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

I hope whoever created the concept of parallel parking gets their dick sucked by a fucking meat grinder.

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

I think being suicidal but also being petrified of what the afterlife is like is the wildest combination my brain has ever come up with.

[cole @OMEGAZULA]

virgo placements

[jordan @ssoggysockss]

if u treat me like a 2nd option I’ll treat u like ur at the bottom of my list <3