kung-fu mikki

fear no man.

[kung-fu mikki @ssourcandi]

this is exactly why i bite people. sometimes words don’t break through to people but these teeth will.

[kung-fu mikki @ssourcandi]

hello madam good evening. when would you like to schedule your beating? now or later?

[lispbiftatits @lispbiftatits]

She is so funny to me, Asperger’s isn’t even a diagnosis you can receive anymore, it was literally removed from the DSM-5 in 2013. She is so committed to the lying grind it’s honestly respectable.

[Kahlee @rmell_]

Bro was literally in the mix

[kung-fu mikki @ssourcandi]

got my hair done right before vacation and i’m trying my best not to hate it so i don’t kms

[rod @ItsAllRod]

They on twitter saying $130K not worth putting in a lil work for.

[colette ☭ @rommulastrade]

New job and already plotting on my Coworker #WorkPlaceIncest

[Short King BQ👑 @Irob_life2]

Therapist: If it were me, I’d get my lick back!

Me: Exactly!!!

Therapist: No! I just wanted you to see thats how you really felt and you just didn’t want to admit it.

Me:

[jess @cowboyf3mme]

update: i told her i can’t be w/ her bc it goes against my personal values and she said “i get it, it goes against mine sometimes as well” like what 😭

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

but whitey’s on the moon

[The surgery. @woundjob]

these aren’t people who plan to be on earth very long so you gotta just have this mindset and push

[Ace̵̜̭̖̋ @_AceMMA]

White privilege at display here. Elon musk would have 8182 tweets calling for war if they were muslim or black.

[Derenic Byrd @DerenicByrd]

At this point, it’s not a question about if those white kids murdered Nolan Wells, the question is which of the kid’s parents helped them cover it up

[morrissey enjoyer @morrisseyenjoyr]

been thinking a lot about how social media has created an insane copy culture and as a result we have a generation that is entirely devoid of authenticity and spirit… like where do we go from here

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

IRAN HAS BOMBED ZERO SCHOOLS AND ZERO HEALTH FACILITIES IN ISRAEL.

ISRAEL AND THE U.S. HAVE BOMBED 1,300 SCHOOLS AND 350 HEALTH FACILITIES IN IRAN.

WHO ARE THE REAL TERRORISTS AND WAR CRIMINALS?!?

[dei youngboy @AntifaScoundrel]

Can't go outside because the air is toxic. Can't eat lettuce because you'll shit yourself to death. Can't drink the tap water because it's full of PFAS. Can't complain about any of that too loudly because Alex Karp and Peter Thiel will put you on the Palantir execution database.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Reminder: If voting requires you to spend $165 on a passport, that’s a poll tax. We made those unconstitutional in 1964. The SAVE Act is voter suppression.

[𝓑𝓪𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓷’𝓼 𝓢𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷 @SideShowShit]

She’s so right though we have this overt societal pressure to be this very stern stringent idea of adulthood. You’re too old to be at this convention, you’re too grown to like this group, you’re too old to enjoy a stuffed toy, it’s like damn whose fuckin life is it actually?

[Craig Murray @CraigMurrayOrg]

The USA is bombing hospitals in Iran again tonight,
Truly a shared culture with Israel.

[petey @peteypayless]

i love when they put dancers in uniforms in a music video. literally every time i’m like “omg that chef can dance??”