cass

[cass @sspicenasty]

@TonyVlachos73 DM me! Trying to put together surprise for my sick mother who absolutely loves you “he’s like a puppy I just wanna have him around”

[cass @sspicenasty]

@britneyspears desperate for a tank of gas can you help out :(

[cass @sspicenasty]

Get out of the critically acclaimed category I want the trash

[Shawn Walker @_shawndagoat]

My Uber driver stirring wheel came off😭😭😭

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

when i hear a girl say something negative abt herself in the bar bathroom

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

What time we pullin up at Area 51 ?

[Smash Mouth @smashmouth]

lets do it

[Ellie @ellie_olb]

i need everyone to see this video from the storm area 51 facebook group

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

stop ittttt global warming stop! now

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

next nigga to say something offensive to me getting kissed

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

Why do you think it matters who is President? We can only vote for one of two people. Two options - each from two different parties. It's the parties that have the power. The President is merely the face of the party. Wake up America!.

[Average Dick Energy @JustJoeyJoeyJo]

My Netflix prank show idea:

Women agreeing to meet up with the guys that send them unsolicited dick pics, but when the guy arrives, its actually their mother waiting for them.

[cass @sspicenasty]

‘Bottoms up, and the devil laughs’

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

This is how I spent my afternoon.

[Kourtney Cunningham @Kourtney_Rose14]

Women’s national team:
•Scored the most goals in a half
•Most goals ever in a men’s or women’s World Cup
•Scored more goals in 55mins than the men’s team did in 9yrs
•Scored more goals in 1 game then the men’s team has in 3 World cups

& they are still fighting for equal pay

[cass @sspicenasty]

António Guterres the Secretary-General of the United Nations: The UN must investigate the 3rd of June human rights violations in Sudan by the Military - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/o1kOQyw10t via @Change

[Chrisss @iam_chrissyy]

Oh hell nah. I would've laid there.

[bee 🐝 @_leggoliz]

HE DOESNT LIKE PICKLES LMAOOO

[𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬,𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜. @StevieDerrick_]

* dear homophones.....

we are still men, and our hands WORK. Period. Don’t forget it. ☝🏽😌

#PrideMonth
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