Sarah Spillman

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

@woodyandwilcox We went to Vegas for the game! IN. SANE. also Vegas fans on the whole were a delight.

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

@woodyandwilcox if you want to play along during the Oscars….Oscar Bingo! https://t.co/US7WUrh8a1

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

Well, it smells like farts in the perfume department at Belk’s. That’s unfortunate.

[bryzgoalie30 @bryzgoalie30]

The officials are completely KILLING the Carolina Hurricanes.

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

@kaseygee And it really should be. People do not understand how monumental it is to get a toddler to sleep. And in a new environment?!?!! Honestly workd peace is an easier task. Please create and print a medal for yourself.

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

Ok no third run but he pulled off in the parking lot no doubt going through his hundreds of receipts bc I have never seen a bank run take that long.

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

Blaring John Mayer and taking deep breathes. But I swear if this guy goes for a third run ....

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

Oh have mercy this man just got his tube back and sent a SEPARATE TUBE. It’s not like he’s depositing gold bricks. You’re telling me he couldn’t fit that in one run?

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

The drive through is a mile long at the bank. I’ve been sitting here myself for 20 minutes. So you’re telling me you’re gonna wait till you get up to the tube and THEN fill out your paperwork? No.

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

@kaseygee Oh my goodness, right?? Or no traffic at all times of the day?!?! That part is pretty fantastic...😬

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

@kaseygee Definitely needed.

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

Go get ‘em, Kathy! https://t.co/TnZc1RPRhu

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

@kelliechaney Kellie gets OUT?!?!! I need to check the twitters way more often...soak it up, mama!!!!

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

My new *motto*

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

I just watched a video of an ingrown hair removal and I’m 99% sure I’ll never be able to sleep or eat ever again. In related news my new mettle is: “all loofah all the time”

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

@kelliechaney 1. Do it. I find that caffeine is almost useless to me at night. Down that energy, use it’s short lived power and I bet you’ll sleep like a baby tonight.

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

Twice last night I dreamt I was on a fighter jet (that was somehow a commuter plane as well?) and that @TomCruise was my pilot. Kept waking up, but I really wanted to take that flight.

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

I’m 99% on the house couples pick on House Hunters. How do I turn this into a job? I can read people. Profiler? Please advise.

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

@kelliechaney Nope. So tired.

[Sarah Spillman @sspillman]

Whoever is filling in for John for the @NHLCanes tonight is a low-talker and cannot be heard...