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[S @sssallmaa]

i swear y’all make up the most creative rumors ever!!! like damn bro what’d i do next? eat his ass ??😭😭😭

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

[27. @dimvji]

hitting the gym cause hitting people is wrong

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Just because I prefer to be kind does not mean I won't slap the fuck out of you.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

me thinking that i fixed my life just because i cleaned my room.

[𝙹𝙾𝚂𝚂𝚈 @jossyreturns]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[thuli tia @itsssthulsss]

i’ve got an irrational fear of a snake coming up the toilet and biting my coochie 😭

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

Why do people wait til the New Year to cut ppl off? Fuck you… right now on August 2nd

[alfie @alfienxo]

Sorry i didn't text you back i was pretending i didn't see it and i ended up actually forgetting

[Kae ‎‎‎ @Jolly_Blaziken]

Forgot to put on deodorant today

[ً @wtffrio]

life update:

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

been farting anywhere lately idc anymore

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[S @sssallmaa]

the way people make me lol when they post about deleting social media but end up posting 1-2 business days later 😭 like bro wut?