Sam

maybe one day I'll find something better to do

[Sam @sssamaroo]

i don't mean this to be negative by any means but we're all gonna die and be forgotten so just chill

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

if you ask me to go on a walk with you I will always say yes. I am an absolute glutton for a strut, literally obsessed with going on a little fucking stroll and lollygagging about! I’m always on the prowl for a promenade! a slut for a saunter and ambling around like a fool!

[yeli @135YELI]

Good mf morning 😵‍💫

[Joanna @iamjojo]

this girl was so sweet and did such a good job. thanks love 💙💙

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Goodbye

[Sam @sssamaroo]

@samantha-roberson-12

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[snork @asnorkl]

the dress code for my funeral is the absolute most sluttiest outfit you can think of

[nightskin👾angel @ARIA2XTRA]

i hate when flys rub their hands together like getcho doodoo grazing ass outta my house

[Katie 🦋⬡ @bassbutterflyyy]

Honestly if Auntie Anne’s ditched being in malls and started drive thru’s, I would be there every damn day. Who wouldn’t love a drive through with hot pretzels??

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

"The tallest mallard duck to have ever lived (since records began) known as 'Long Boi.' He lives on the campus of the University of York, England. He stands just over 1m tall (3.5ft)."

[valentina (backup acc) @JEHLANll]

in honor of YSBH’s 6th anniversary, let me bring back this iconic song and mv back. the way by Kehlani ft Chance The Rapper

[Sam @sssamaroo]

Funeral and Medical Expenses https://t.co/w1y0lMuS5X

[Sam @sssamaroo]

Colten’s Medical Expenses https://t.co/rLHVEfI9hM

[Mic Feel @micfeel__]

When the homie add me as a reference 😂😂😂

[KC @0pinion83d]

if ya microwave is dirty, you ain’t bored. you got something to do.

[bug girl @buggirl]

nakedness has so much power over the human race and for what reason

[Sam @sssamaroo]

@ShwansScott