slami slapka

everyone at _______ hates me

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

You know who's more dangerous than undocumented immigrants?

Rapist frat boys who grow up to occupy powerful positions in government.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Please raise your hand if you think "ruining the futures" of adult men who drug and gang rape a woman is actually one if the more reasonable ways to hold them accountable. 🙋‍♂️

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Dudes couldn’t shut up about Lindsay Clancy but quiet af about Cornell University

[𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 ⋆.𖥔⚔️ @gildfae]

Dead rapists don’t reoffend

[issy 😼 @issyrvk]

the jobs i get recommended to me when i’m at my most unemployed

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru

[Wisconsin Sass @WisconsinSass]

Fuck an age gap relationship the real problem is a thermostat gap relationship. If you keep your place 70°+ do not invite me into your terrarium.

[Lego Kingo @LegoKingo]

I don't know why the Liberty Mutual people think the Liberty Biberty thing is funny as fuck

[carmen @gldnh0ur]

paul revering at work that the bachelorette was cancelled

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[🏆 - kermit gulag @scullyenjoyer]

trump has robbed this country of so much we can’t even celebrate beating canada in a sport without him and his freaks ruining it

[unprofessional hockey scout @OVECHKlN]

this might be the funniest shit i've ever seen

[slami slapka @ssslapka]

10:30am, 8 mimosas deep heading into gold medal game OT. Chat, I’m cooked

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

tbh put them in the turret next season of traitors

[𐕣 @dveules]

get off the stairmaster if you’re a man i’m irritated as fuck

[¡ DocturDot! @WOWGR8ForReal]

My son lied so I made him watch Pinnochio i think that’s how u spell it. Totally didnt know Pinocchio died in this fuckin movie.

[slami slapka @ssslapka]

Veneers never win superbowls

[string @propjoesays]

me supervising anyone else in my house attempting to load the dishwasher

[slami slapka @ssslapka]

ITS SNOWINGGGGG