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I take physics personally.

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Literally Pastor Cal on the phone w Michelle "no matter how much of a bitch you were, you didn't deserve to be cheated on" #MAFSChicago

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@JustJared I needed no explanation

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@KingNickZaza Rock was on Black Jeopardy and Lovitz had a tiny bit (the American Girl store). But yeah the others should have been there!

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@twincityteeco THIS

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This scared straight sketch is not it. Didn't we just see clips of sketches that didn't age well? #SNL50thAnniversary

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@KevinMck Mike Myers

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Other than Paul Simon, the music performances make no sense. They're good, I just don't get why they're in the #SNL50thAnniversary

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BRONX BEAT!!! #SNL50thAnniversary

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So far, everything has been great (except the Lawrence Welk sketch), but NO STEFON? #SNL50thAnniversary #SNL50

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CHAD!!!! And Laraine Newman!!!! #SNL50thAnniversary

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Queen Meryl drops in and kills 🔥 #SNL50thAnniversary

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Nah, how are you going to celebrate SNL 50 weekend update without Stefon. That’s a crime. Where tf is Bill Hader #SNL50 #SNL50thAnniversary

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Why is Kim Kardashian on this thing? #SNL50thAnniversary

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Michelle is so damn happy about this mess and she's not hiding it well. #MAFSChicago

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The scream I screamt when Cristin Milioti won best actress for #ThePenguin!!!! #YESSSSS #CriticsChoiceAwards #CriticsChoiceAwards2025

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David's lame text was a GIFT to Michelle. She is so happy. After being a total bitch for weeks now she's the victim #MAFSChicago

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@CBSSunday Wow CBS I didn't expect a puff piece on one of America's oligarchs. Absolutely nauseating.

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@MichelleRFair @GeneralHospital So right NOBODY WANTS DRILLOW #gh

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@BravoWWHL I’m sure they won’t have to worry about working with Daisy, these 2 are 1 and done. Daisy remains the Chief Stew next season and we will never see these 2 dopes again BYE #wwhl #bdsy #BelowDeckSailingYacht #BelowDeckSailing

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@camlovesyoongi Exactly, otherwise why would they train them? They train every young man in the country because they might need them.