Stephanie Vargas

Rogue Demon Hunter

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

Dear @SanDiegoAirport please help my husband get his Driver’s License back from lost and found—we travel with our kids on a red eye Thursday night to show them the eclipse and he is going to miss it with no ID to board the flight. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

Now playing—Colonoscopy Prep 2023: The Crappening

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

Please forgive the stationary/stationery typo and accept this hydrangea pic with my compliments:

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

I got all excited when I got an email from my favorite stationary company that said “sale” and “BTS” in it. They meant Back to School.

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

I just saw my first back to school ad of the year—the last day of school was literally two days ago.

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

Congratulations, Sweden! 🎉🎉🎉 #Eurovision #Eurovision2023

[Eurovision Song Contest @Eurovision]

CHURN 🧈 #Eurovision

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

Effin’ Australia man!!! They killed it! #Eurovision #Eurovision2023

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

Keytar sighting!!! #australia #Eurovision #Eurovision2023

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

#Finland going off! #Eurovision

[Victoria Snell BEM @Vicky_Snelvis]

Twitter this evening #Eurovision

[hollie 🫨 @thiccjbfletcher]

me whenever there's a ballad in #Eurovision

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

Americans: Eurovision is streaming live with and without commentary on the Peacock app. Join me, won’t you? Also, remember to mute me for the day if you don’t wanna enjoy the majesty that is #Eurovision

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

Beautiful entry by Sweden 😍 #Eurovision #Eurovision2023

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

But why is Spain wearing meat? #Eurovision #Eurovision2023

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

I told @petsroar that I promise to haunt him every year during Eurovision. 🎶👻🎶 #Eurovision #Eurovision2023

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

Austria started us off by singing a song about being possessed by Edgar Allan Poe, called Who the Hell is Edgar? Have we already reached peak Eurovision? Nah! #Eurovision2023 #Eurovision

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

Turns out beauty IS only skin deep! https://t.co/ZxSss3aWKM

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

Forgot to post this yesterday. A) He loves me 🥰 B) He is kicking himself for not putting 5EVA #cause4evastooshort 🎶 #girls5eva 🎶 https://t.co/R1hmaHVase

[Stephanie Vargas @ssspooky1]

<—-Just checked the clock in the background of this YouTube video thinking it would tell me the actual time.