Sarah Spooner

Co-host and creator of @JTTipplepod. All about the 🥃, 🏈,🐶. Sally Kimball is my patronus.

[Sarah Spooner @ssspoonah]

New nickname for #JaydenDaniels should be the Hail Raiser.
That's all.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
#Commanders

[Next Gen Stats @NextGenStats]

Jayden Daniels’ 27-yard touchdown pass to Terry McLaurin had a completion probability of 10.3%, the most improbable TD of the season, and the most improbable completion by the Commanders in the NGS era (since 2016).

#WASvsCIN | @Commanders

[Mark Bankston @BankstonAtLaw]

Quick reminder that when a deranged lunatic tried to kill Paul Pelosi with a hammer, Trump joked it about repeatedly. He thought it was funny and cool.

[Sarah Spooner @ssspoonah]

If I ever ran for office, my platform would be:
- make bunches of parsley smaller. We know no one needs that much, it's a scam run by big parsley
- No more BCCs on emails. Let the drama be visible to everyone.
- normalize eating parmasean by the chunk

[Sarah Spooner @ssspoonah]

@RGIII Biden.

[Sarah Spooner @ssspoonah]

Is...is Jed Barlet available?

[Max Grossman @GrossmanMax]

This debate....

[Katie Couric @katiecouric]

Talking about golf handicaps. Maybe the future is female. #2024presidentialdebate

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

They shoulda just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

BREAKING: Donald Trump found guilty on all 34 counts of falsifying business documents in New York

[Sarah Spooner @ssspoonah]

Her: go to bed
Me: shoe sizing math is 3x the length of the foot in inches (inches = 3 barleycorns), less a constant (22 for men and 21 for women). So, if a man wears a size 9 shoe, his foot should be about 10 1/3 inches (or 31 barleycorn) long.

[Tim Meek @IndySkinsFan]

Not the same ole Redskins

Karma is real and has returned

We’ve got a QB

We’ve got a great staff

We’ve got a great roster

We’ve got great ownership

Embrace it. LFG!

[Sarah Spooner @ssspoonah]

MRS.COOK!!!!
She was so much more than a cafeteria manager. The first word I learned to read was "Pizza" because I was so excited about her hand-tossed creations. #lincolnelementary

[LCPS News @LCPSOfficial]

The students and staff at Lincoln Elementary (@Lincoln_ES) celebrated their former cafeteria manager Mrs. Helen Cook’s 100th birthday with homemade cards, balloons and gifts. Mrs. Cook was the cafeteria manager at Lincoln for over 50 years! Happy Birthday, Mrs. Cook!

[Nicki Jhabvala @NickiJhabvala]

Different players in shape and play style, but @emmanuelforbes7 and Commanders GM @MartinMayhew35 have both dealt with skeptics over their size.

So ... I made a video.

[Kevin Sheehan @kevinsheehanDC]

Amazing and yet after months of reporting, a bit anti-climactic. But still.....wow!

[Sarah Spooner @ssspoonah]

@VaStatesman7 He hasn't been charged w a federal crime (yet). This is a state charge, so I believe Biden can't pardon.

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

Got together with some old friends last night to talk about a possible reboot.

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

The Snyders have cleared out of the Commanders facility, and there's a belief in the building that a sale is imminent. https://t.co/IJ1eZ6fU4V

[Jeff Jackson @JeffJacksonNC]

Last night we had an emergency Zoom call with most of Congress to stop a bank run.

Here’s the situation: