Travis Cotton

writer. actor. director. piano beginner.

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@gullballs @CalTwomey Priests.

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

This is better than any speech from a politician we’ve heard recently 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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@FootyRhino @HawthornFC Hawthorn are terrifying and I am not ready for them to be good again.

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Apparently Microsoft changed their password to russianstew but it wasn't stroganoff.

#MicrosoftOutage

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@guardiannews Laughs in Australian.

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@GrogsGamut Or could it?

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@PeterDutton_MP @PeterDutton_MP you are fucking Montgomery Burns.

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Ad Brief For Actors: Performer must have razor sharp wit and the comic timing of Richard Pryor as they will be asked to hold a chocolate bar and scream, "Dibbly doobly dat's delicious!"

[Norman Hermant @NormanHermant]

An absolutely outstanding journalist. ⁦@latingle⁩ tells it like it is. Always.

#LauraTingle statement - About the ABC https://t.co/HDBo46s511

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@minakimes Fucking LOVE this album. RIP Steve.

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I'd never quite let go of the idea of recording an album one day with Steve Albini.

Says more perhaps about his continual accessability rather than my musical prowess.

RIP

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When I'm exiting the gym and someone's entering I always say "Don't do it, It's not worth it," and it kills every time.

[Dr Sophie Scamps MP @SophieScamps]

Ahh you make us laugh @BetootaAdvocate 😂

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@nashedgerton @funkentechno It's my fave Aussie show. Gritty af with a heart og.

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@freodockers I could do this all day but I gotta fly.

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@freodockers Tough as nails, slippery as ghee
His a renowned football family
As the players get to feet from midfield deck
He's always up last, "Is he OK, heck!"
He plays do damn well, just look at the graphs
I'll always detest fricken Andrew Gaff

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@freodockers Cut from the most elegant rock
Probs the most loved elder dock dock
Get the feeling his days aren't done, though
Will scoop up another Brownlow?
Extricating the ball from the middle with ease
Could someone else kick for goal please?

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@freodockers Arrived here, got on beers
Publicly shamed, quietly famed
But when he's not pissed
Excellent fist
Gave the bleach a blast
Who cares? Incredibly fast
In the backline he's plucky
Whilst his number's unlucky
Kick a goal, he'll impede ya
So gosh do we need ya

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@freodockers Like a distinguished UK PM
This man lives at number 10
Into the air he flaps
From boundary line he snaps
If you do not play with grace
Expect him in your face
And although his passion never peters
He does not acquiesce those 50 metres

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@Brocklesnitch Yours is so much better btw.

SNL obviously shot live though.