woke up with nauseating cramps so i made my mom drive me to the doctors . they told me i have a bruised cervix and mom looked at me like this the entire drive home
him: *puts it in*
me: *moans*
him: does it feel good?
me: it will never feel as good as listening to honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us
him: omg end
whenever i start actually liking someone i feel too ugly and disgusting for someone as good as them to the point that it genuinely just feels like I’m harassing them