Scott Stanley

Have a good time all the time.

[Scott Stanley @sstanley69]

@_BewareTheJare_ When everyone’s an imposter, no one is.

[Scott Stanley @sstanley69]

@gofortori Spoilers!!!! Well Friday night is ruined...

[Scott Stanley @sstanley69]

@_BewareTheJare_ Wow - that’s all over the map, man.

[Scott Stanley @sstanley69]

@_BewareTheJare_ It goes great with this album...

[Scott Stanley @sstanley69]

@_BewareTheJare_ Wtf!?! No!!!

[Scott Stanley @sstanley69]

@tor_it_up15 Sushi.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

The Aristocrats!

[Scott Stanley @sstanley69]

@czabe @team980 No matter the sport, it’s the crowd erupting when something amazing happens...

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I’m not asking you to buy this shirt. I’m asking you to retweet this shirt for me if you approve the message. Because trolling Bill Laimbeer is so goddamn satisfying.

👉 https://t.co/2MP13x5nBg

[Scott Stanley @sstanley69]

@_BewareTheJare_ I’m not sure what more I can teach you, padawan...

[ScreenRant @screenrant]

#NoTimeToDie is currently listed at 163 minutes, which would make it the longest #JamesBond movie ever.

https://t.co/aY1eGxr7Wa

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The smartest thing ever said on that playground was "We got the guy in the yellow shirt." The second-smartest thing ever said on that playground was "Don't look at the guy in the red shirt. His balls are hanging out of his shorts."

[Scott Stanley @sstanley69]

@RandyRainbow Scott 2020: Hey baby.

[Scott Stanley @sstanley69]

@_BewareTheJare_ That’s good, right?

[Scott Stanley @sstanley69]

@tor_it_up15 made my day today! I got owl post from Hogsmeade!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Good game, good game, fuck you @spittinchiclets

[Scott Stanley @sstanley69]

@_BewareTheJare_ Say the word and l’ll bring it down...I got you famalama

[Scott Stanley @sstanley69]

Sonsabitches....

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Zlatan's statue in Malmo has now been vandalized twice 😳 @brfootball

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

It is now believed that Huey Lewis worked for the government in the 80s and his career was part of a top secret experiment to make all Americans feel the power of love.