¡! ellý ∞

your local dr pepper addict ୨ৎ they/she

[¡! ellý ∞ @sstickinote]

this is the dumbest thing i have ever created

[☾𖤓 𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖐𝖆 𝖜𝖍𝖞 𝖙𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘 @vvestoxx]

all men having different shapes of faces, noses, a lot of wrinkles
all women having the same heart-shaped face, button nose and full lips
aight 🫩

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 @Invariance_Tech]

"Healthcare is NOT a Human-"

[Jake @jcam3795]

"I don't care what they do in their own home, but do they have to be so in your face about it?"

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

100% of women agree that men did not need to be polled on their opinions about affordable birth control.

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

the most evergreen tweet of all time

[💗 @ma1ybe]

You can win 12 rings and be an absolute sports legend, but if you're a woman, the comments will still reduce you to whether they find your physique attractive or not

But then they say there are no real differences by gender

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

“my boyfriend admitted to my face that he considers me subhuman, but i’m on the fence about whether i should leave because i’m running out of time to have kids (29 years old)”

girl what the fuck are you talking about what are you talking about what the FUCK are you talking about

[Justkilled DaPope Vance @echassisenjoyer]

Weed going from semi legal to illegal back to fully legal in Texas would be hilarious

[¡! ellý ∞ @sstickinote]

pic from the dave matthews band concert last night

[Dorian @Doribunn]

minecraft server with lore but there is one player dubbed normal guy who, when present, can not be exposed to any element of the lore. if he walks in mid conversation it must immediately pivot. any items or locations must have sensible explanations. any fight must end immediately

[mrs. glock 🩵 @mylovedes_1]

love that the first option is stealing and not being musty!! be like him!! do NOT BE MUSTY!!

[MarkPochow ❤️‍🔥 @MarkPochow]

If Wisconsin legalizes weed and uses the tax revenue to fund schools I promise to smoke as much as possible to help our kids learn media literacy.

[َ @hobifey]

Love my country of new england

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

MAGA was possibly the stupidest cult in history. TRUMP didn’t break America because he was strong, he broke America because we let our country become weak. Incoming democrats: no more “stern letters” and “concerned tweets.” Prosecute these criminals. Never let this happen again

[ratsumi @ratsumichu]

what the fuck was wrong with the people writing this kids show every damn clip ive ever seen is some evil ass "moral lesson" designed to make autistic kids kill themselves

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The entire point of Star Wars was that Anakin got manipulated into serving an authoritarian. You really thought this was a flex? The irony of identifying with a character who fell for every lie a powerful politician told him is absolutely incredible.

[Mysti_Ruse_ | 谷歌翻訳する @Mysti_Ruse_]

Because he’s gonna be butt ass naked if he gets blasted by something that he can withstand, but his clothes cannot

[!(sha)❤︎ @ishasxoxo]

Dressing a kid as a pedophile is crazy