stranger things bot

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el, are you there? el? it’s me. it’s mike. it’s day 352, 7:40pm. I’m still here

[stranger things bot @sstrangerquotes]

hello! I just wanted to let you all know that I will be deactivating this bot due to the new twitter rules. I put so much effort into this bot and had a lot of fun running it! this account will remain up but no quotes will be tweeted

love you all mwah -admin 🥰

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I find you, it is your funeral

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I’m a fighter. I’ve killed

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mike, you need to haul ass!

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presumptuous. that’s a good thing, right? Is it bad? lucas, is it bad? lucas? son of a bitch, lucas. is it bad?

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nothing’s gonna go back to the way that it was. not really

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this butterfly, it isn’t real. I’ve just convinced your mind it is. think of it as a kind of magic

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uh, this is the first day in six long, excruciating months that they will not be seeing each other. yes, I think it worked! yes!

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you’re like a spy now, a superspy

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and when life hurts you, because it will, remember the hurt. the hurt is good. it means your out of that cave

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you can’t just force them apart. I mean, they’re not little kids anymore, hop. they’re teenagers. if you order them around like a cop, then they’re gonna rebel

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billy, billy, get up, please. billy, get up, please, please

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mama, what do I do? help me!

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what, you’re just gonna waltz in there like it’s commie disneyland or something?

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watch where you’re going, frogface

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well, when you were having sister problems, dart grew again, he escaped, and I’m pretty sure he’s a baby demogorgon

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something is coming. something angry. hungry for your blood. it is almost here

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it was almost…human, but it wasn’t. It…it had these long arms and…it didn’t have a face

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hey...steve? steve? what did you do to him? what did you do?!

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jim. where’s jim?