Neosta

Writer, critic and lover... but mostly just a girl trying to make sense of a big, crazy world.

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

@Botanygeek That she is! Never a bad meal at hers 😋

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

Now that the elections are over, I'm gonna have Chris Cuomo, John King, Phil Mattingly and Don Lemon withdrawal - it was hot and intense while it lasted. #USElectionResults2020 #CNNElection

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

Today will be good; and if not, tomorrow will be better. #seeyouatthefinishingline

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

I am bummed out that I can't call anyone an asswipe now - in our current pandemic state, it is now a backhanded compliment, because toilet paper is such a valued commodity. #reflectionofourtimes #toilethumour #punmylife

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

It won't kill you to stay home. But it may kill you to go out now. Sure, live in the moment. But why shortchange yourself of a chance to see a better tomorrow. #Stayhomeplease. If not for others, then yourself. Unless you have no future living for, it's not your time to go, yet.

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

@nicole_noel1 She can't even pronounce Versace right, it's embarrassing and a cringe-fest. A true bogan.

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

#couplegoals 😁 #worldcup2018

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

One chance to showcase our diverse cuisine to the world and this is what we came up with to serve at the summit of bad combovers. Well done #Singapore.

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

Expecting #Thor and #Loki to make their appearance anytime now. 😂
#crimsonsky #thegodsmustbeangry

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

Brevity is the soul of wit. :) https://t.co/X6vzKaaU1K via @ultralinx

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

Taking the leap of faith sounds scary, but a small step forward is pretty doable. #eatpraylove

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

You can't please everybody, so you might as well please yourself. #stayingtrue

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

#HungerGames

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

I believe it's grounds for divorce if you don't eat your wife. #takingthepiss #eatme #FFS
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[Neosta @sstraykitten]

When "chin up" is probably not the best encouragement for someone who has no neck or several chins. #dangit

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

The pen is mightier than the sword, but I also happen to work with very sharp knives. #whatdoyoudo #notjustpapercuts #razorwit

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

@JuniPerez instant skin crawl when the walker appeared.

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

There's rose-tinted glasses, and then there's serious black-out curtains. #alternatefacts #realitycheck

[Jon Richardson @RonJichardson]

It's always the quiet ones.

[Neosta @sstraykitten]

Dating now is the new defensive driving - you gotta be extra vigilant of the fuckers so they don't swerve onto your path. #dating101