snail

i’ve never had an original thought :)

[snail @st0nedsnail]

Any support for my mom during this time is greatly appreciated!
https://t.co/OznWCBByIb

[snail @st0nedsnail]

valid

[Glen Robertson @gsrobertson89]

Young lad at work text me to say he’s not coming in today because last night he cut his toe nails to short and now its hurts when he puts his socks on and it’s even worse when he puts his boots on ….is he winding

[ゃKat @mwuieromatar]

Cnc bc she hates making decisions

[mr wife @wrinklefreelee]

whose pussy is this? did someone drop their pussy? anyone here lose a pussy?

[Karli MarXCX☭ @dollarnuftynuf]

new landlord forwarded me his conversation with ChatGPT instead of the lease #ok

[crackkka @injeramuncher]

Idgaf abt panty lines tbh yes I wear underwear what are u gonna do? come kill me

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

can't stop smiling in inappropriate situations forgive me father for i have grinned

[pabst green onion 𓅃 @millerlowlife_]

@wiremxther hooters but all the waitresses have super fat pussies instead of tits and it’s called cooters

[lu 🪩 @wolfstarsgirl]

eu quando me atrasei pela primeira vez e vi que nada deu errado e comecei a fazer isso sempre

[jelly_fish_456 @astral444444444]

you’ve been using my vocal stims with other people haven’t you

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

post overshare clarity 😭😭😭😭 i hate my life😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[sarah @heavenbrat]

every time i ever ignored my intuition i paid the price after btw

[Sayori of 🤫🤫twt @oobesebunny]

How it feels to have someone insult you on something you're really sensitive about

[✨️Claire✨️ @SteelCityClaire]

sometimes i worry that i smoke a worrying amount of weed and then i see what real hardcore stoners are up to and i realize im probably just a regular amount of stoner

[julia, u know ill nvr make a fool of ya @Nellythamenace]

You HAVE to enjoy life after you get off work or you gone feel like you slaving away. Like PLEASE go have drinks on a random Wednesday. YES do that beach picnic too. That’s right, go practice pottery on a Tuesday evening. That go to work, go home, go to work, go home shit is 0/10

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Are you guys sure when we menstruate we are only losing 2-3 tablespoons of blood because that sounds very FAKE to me.

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

Cooking for yourself is where you find out if you actually give a shit about your own life. because nobody is watching, nobody will know, nobody will thank you, and it still takes time and attention. and if you cannot do this one small thing for yourself, then everything else you claim is probably a lie

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love the intimacy of having a good conversation with a stranger and not exchanging contact details.

[mia @miakanaiko]

*trying to comfort ur nonbinary friend* there their