*pointing at a little alien freak in Star Wars* look at that guy lol hes awesome
My moms boyfriend: Ploon Scrooby? Of the yedlin 5 system? If you knew anything about PlooScroo & his backstory lmfao. Yo Dan, dude likes Ploon Scrooby
His buddy Dan who’s always at our house : lol
YOU: Hey man have you seen my keys
YOUR FRIEND WHO TRIES TO TALK LIKE A SMILING FRIENDS BIT: Dude, I, I like, I don't even know, Like, Where your keys could be,
GUY WHO FINDS THAT PUMPKIN HEAD FORTNITE SKIN ATTRACTIVE: Y'all heard my new SuperMarioLogan creepypasta FNF song