Chris McVay

[Chris McVay @stOOj]

Why hasn’t @nbcsnl done The Office but on Zoom?

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The real holiday is today, because every body at work brought in leftover #Halloween candy and we feasted like gods. @kids just so you know, your parents had a ton of candy today.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jerry Brown @JerryBrownGov]

We’re launching our own damn satellite! https://t.co/3NQhPKYtmv #GCAS2018 🌎🛰️

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@dog_rates Maximum head-tilt.

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@StarTalkRadio Would humans survive if Earth were to have rings similar to Saturn's?

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When is Quentin Tarantino going to give us the story of grown-up Nikki, out to avenge her mother?

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Been getting a lot of updated privacy disclosures. Probably not a good sign.

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Free billion-dollar idea if you can make it happen: a towel rack that can actually fit two standard towels.

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Dear #ScienceFiction we all know that while glowing semi-transparent floating screens look cool, they would be the absolute worst. Please stop putting them in movies.

[Kristina Koppeser 🐾 @KristinaLuca]

I cannot stress enough how important it is you watch this gorilla bathe-dancing to maniac. By @bobhagh

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If you have a car alarm that goes off for no reason in the middle of the night, #everyonehatesyou

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"This push-to-speak button must be broken," he said out loud.

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Getting the laundry from the dryer to your room without dropping any should be an #Olympic sport.

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Recovery is the most important part of good #fitness which is why I take a rest day, every day.

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Going down to the beach. @ Pacific Coast Highway (PCH) https://t.co/K6kYnvyAD3