Aaron. | is telling you a shrimp fried this rice

McRib enjoyer.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

The same man who cut children’s cancer research is now a trillionaire.

[S K E L L Y @skeleoncemore]

This looks like a promo image for a family sitcom about a solo dad with his gay son, smart daughter, and evil son

[tima @mikasansaa]

marie antoinette got executed for less

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Most corrupt administration in American history.

[Eddie Hennessy @taeisback132]

Called it I knew that white boy came from a racist home and was taught to hate black people and think he’s superior that’s why he attacked Karmelo, I hope all of this is used in his appeal cuz racism is taught at home🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

This photo was taken at Angola prison, a former Louisiana plantation where Black people are forced to labor for $0.02 - $0.04 per hour.

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

NYC Mayor Mamdani pledges $15 MILLION in funding for trans communities over the next two years.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 BREAKING: James Talarico leads Ken Paxton by 3 points in new poll.

Talarico has pledged to support a ban on gerrymandering and corporate PACs.

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

I like how Talarico is so clean that the best hit Republicans have on him is that he eats Texas barbeque and unhinged online people find this amusing

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

BREAKING: Ken Paxton’s own lawyer just endorsed James Talarico:

“I defended Ken Paxton for years in the impeachment trial and in state criminal cases. But in my view, I think Ken has lost sight of his core mission, which is to represent the people of Texas. 

And unlike Ken, I believe that you, James, believe in unity over division and that you know how to assemble not only Democrats but Independents and Republicans and we need that right now. 

We need unity, we don't need any more division and that's why I'm supporting you.”

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Since taking office, Ken Paxton has become a multi-millionaire while our pay has stagnated.

He owns 11 homes while most Texans can’t afford one.

He trades favors with rich donors while blocking overtime pay for workers.

Paxton doesn’t serve us — he serves himself.

[Katherine Clark @TeamKClark]

I think Americans would rather have affordable groceries and health care.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Republican Rep. Nancy Mace is now being investigated for defrauding taxpayers.

She is now accusing the investigators of being “sexist.”

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

WTF was DOGE even for???

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

puppies for everyone ❌
puppies for pedophiles ✅

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Why am I not surprised

[Drew Bricks (fell for the soup) @DrewBricks]

If Darth Vader was saved on Endor:

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

It's a cult that denies reality.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

They wore red hats for him.
They wore ear bandages for him.
They wore diapers for him.
They wore garbage bags for him.

Now they cheer wars, shrug at high gas prices, call inflation “freedom” and are totally cool with pedophilia.

MAGA are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.