Sam

I have an unfortunate looking spine.

[Sam @st_hogan]

Happy #NationalBirdDay here are some of my favorite birds

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

enough said 🐔

[Suigi @greensuigi]

I did it. 120 star WR and the first 1:35. i just cant believe it and theres nothing else to say about it

[Sam @st_hogan]

@T_Ravis_Trying @GreenWaveFB The best combo in CFB

[Sam @st_hogan]

@TampaNeverSleep @TongNeverSleeps I always like Krillin

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

"The mayor of New York has been arrested for corruption" sounds like the preamble that would appear before a 90s beat-em-up game, and I'm here for it. I'm ready to fight identical guys and gain health with street chicken. I'm going to change my name to "Blaze."

[Ume | Drhives (comms 4 EVO 🎨) @DrHives]

THE WAZZLER'S NAME IS JUSTIN WONG

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

NO 44 - 19 DAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1086th unique final score in NFL history.

[Sam @st_hogan]

@carlinthomp My go to is usually a PBR and a liquid death

[A Tax Collector @a_txcllctr87033]

Raygun, I'm sure you're a sweet lady, but man... 😂😭 #BreakingForGold

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Guy inventing dressage: *so drunk* hey do you think we could get a horse to dance, via the ratatouille method

Friend: what the hell does that mean

Guy: we ratatouille the horse

[Samureye @Sxmureye]

This is still the funniest thing Oda has ever drawn 😭

[Mr. Dave @DaveNumber7]

Edinburgh subreddit user desperately trying to find a bottle of пять озер vodka because they think a gnome is fucking with their Wi-Fi

[Sam @st_hogan]

The basic brown one’s always been my favorite

[JunkFood Custom Arcades @junkfoodarcades]

We are giving away an ALUMINUM MICRO XL!!!

To enter:
LIKE AND QUOTE this tweet with a pic of your fav MICRO (can be yours or someone else's).

One winner will be chosen - contest ends midnight 6/21

[Sam @st_hogan]

@SickosCommittee Cocky’s parents make an appearance during Family Weekend