The Real Batang Kali

These opinions are my own and not of the imaginary man in the sky

[The Real Batang Kali @st_kali]

@AnfieldWatch Nabi Keita. He has mastered the art of staying off the pitch 👍🏼

[The Real Batang Kali @st_kali]

I hope the LFC team get the much needed confidence from this match as Haaland & Co. are coming in hot.

[The Real Batang Kali @st_kali]

A rarity these days to watch a LFC CL match but so glad that I was able to witness this happen today!

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

6 minutes, 12 seconds ⏰

The fastest #UCL hat-trick in history. Special. 🇪🇬👑

[The Real Batang Kali @st_kali]

It’s a QR code that will lead you to your gold/platinum artwork by the talented artist you chose 🤗

[The Real Batang Kali @st_kali]

An excellent thread. Thanks for sharing @badrulhanif_
It’s good to know that the campaign is creating good awareness but we also need to get people to support the artists. My team is working out various ways to do so, stay tuned!

[Pyo 5️⃣ @mrpyo1]

It's insane how in 2 months time, PS5 will be 2 years old and you still can't walk into a store and buy it normally

[The Real Batang Kali @st_kali]

@AnfieldWatch Igor Biscan

[Elill @Elill_E]

21 days into 2022 :

🔴 Minister claims orang utan kill people

🔴 KL shutdown to stop #TangkapAzamBaki gathering

🔴 BAM suspends Lee Zii Jia for 2 years

🔴 Doctors selling fake vaxx cert

🔴 Ismail Sabri remains as PM

[The Real Batang Kali @st_kali]

He believes he has the ability to do this independently - even get his own funds! Ko childish la BAM.

[Unifi Sports @UnifiSports]

TERKINI: Setelah melakukan perbincangan @BA_Malaysia, mengesahkan mereka mengambil keputusan untuk menggantung Lee Zii Jia 2 tahun daripada menyertai mana-mana kejohanan antarabangsa bermula 18 Januari 2022. #KamiTeamMalaysia

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Good morning 😄

[The Real Batang Kali @st_kali]

If you’re into British humour, it doesn’t get better than this.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[The Real Batang Kali @st_kali]

Started as: Let’s not be overzealous. How now? Go get vaccinated la dei!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You have a right to your opinion, and other people have a right to not give the slightest shit about you when you're unconscious on a ventilator.

[Rebeca Tavares @reebecatavares]

I’m so happy 😍😍 WE ARE REDS BABY

[Nathaniel Tan @NatAsasi]

Thank you to my wife @AbracaxDeborah!

Rest well Malaysia, tomorrow fight more!

#MogokLawan

[The Real Batang Kali @st_kali]

There’s no other way. The rakyat has to take care of the rakyat. In a short span of time, the movement of helping those who are in dire stairs have taken off and it keeps growing. The future of this nation lies with the RAKYAT! #rakyatfortherakyat

[fazleena hishamuddin @fazleenaH]

Kes 8 ribu plus hari ni. Sampai hati pemerintah kat Malaysia. Tak ada hati perut. Rakyat dah nyawa-nyawa ikan. Frontliners dah burn out. Hospital dah tak mampu nak tampung pesakit. Hari-hari orang bunuh diri. Anak-anak depress. Depa masih meeting nak pertahankan jawatan. Sedih.

[Ambiga Sreenevasan @Ambiga_S]

The one thing clear to me is that we do not have a single person in Government who can effectively handle this crisis. They should all go.

[Rafizi Ramli @rafiziramli]

Ni belum aku buat comeback lg budak2 pintu belakang dah triggered.

Kalau betul comeback mahu tercirit (oppps ����)

[The Real Batang Kali @st_kali]

They are gone. Due to a healthcare system that cannot cope due to the urgency of politics. Politics took precedence over the rakyat. Tunku is turning in his grave!

[KKMalaysia🇲🇾🩺❤️ @KKMPutrajaya]

Sebanyak 135 kematian akibat jangkitan #COVID19 dilaporkan hari ini.

Jumlah kes kematian harian tertinggi sejak pandemik ini melanda negara.

[The Real Batang Kali @st_kali]

7K+, two days back to back and the priority was to announce a DPM and Senior Minister? Result: 8.6K cases today. So we gonna see a new Finance and Tourism Minister tomorrow? Gila dowh