Mark Twang

Get what you get and don’t catch a fit.

[Mark Twang @St_Lukus]

@maxbemis Hi Max. I made you a meme. I hope you like it.

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@cat_i_e Stunning journalism.

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Taylor Swift and internet celebrity Trillballins have been ‘quietly hanging out’ per CinemaPigs

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Bars are all playing Jimmy today 💔

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

Me making a margarita for breakfast

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@herbgirl W

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The video of Taking Back Sunday playing in a backyard is so cool. If Dashboard, Cartel or The Starting Line would like to play an atlanta backyard lmk

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@lauraculrich Security king 👑

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@LightsCameraPod Honestly more excited for them to finally release Walter Mitty than I am for Oppenheimer.

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This is at the Edgewood target for sure. 🤡

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@cat_i_e Blooper in the splat zone 😤

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@spaghettiparty Correct amount of beverages for the morning.

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This would be more effective if I hadn’t tweeted a zillion pictures of my wife and I.

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Going private and concealing my identify now that I’m looking for a new job. Identifying as an incel to blend in.

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Amazon Grace 🙏🏼

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Anyone else pregame going to a coffee shop my making an espresso to drink on the way to the coffee shop?

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@MarZenko Need to hire the right cat for the job. Interviews start meownday if jubilee is looking for employment.

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Now that I’m certified as a personal trainer I plan to open this kind of gym.

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

https://t.co/InweEHR6Rz

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How I feel

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How i look shopping for new car insurance.

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PML (phuck my life)