The Banana Republic of St. Somewhere

Official profile of the Banana Republic of St. Somewhere. An independent micronation celebrating coastal living and the tropical state of mind.

[The Banana Republic of St. Somewhere @st_somewhereobx]

Watch the official St. Somewhere vacation ad.

[Republic of Slowjamastan @slowjamastan]

Dreams do come true!

Order your Slowjamastan all-in-one fishing and driving license here:
https://t.co/FAGlZeDHDK

[Republic of Slowjamastan @slowjamastan]

“Greetings from Slowjamastan!” TV show to launch!
https://t.co/rEmejIdAtQ

[Liberland @Liberland_org]

Liberland is making headlines on the @BBC!

An in-depth look at our decentralized governance, crypto backing, and how blockchain is challenging the outdated concept of traditional nation-states. The media might be skeptical, but the paradigm shift is already here.

Read the full story below 👇
https://t.co/DZFapHt8Wr

#Liberland #Crypto #Blockchain #Web3

[The Banana Republic of St. Somewhere @st_somewhereobx]

Attention citizens:

[The Banana Republic of St. Somewhere @st_somewhereobx]

The Bureau of Alcohol and Relaxation has released the National Chill Levels. Monitor them closely, follow all warnings. If BURNOUT occurs, trigger the B.A.R. Department Response: stop work, grab a cold drink, and reclaim the evening. Relaxation is the law. Clock Out. Chill Out.

[Kingdom of Meridiana @meridianagov]

Since 2025, the term "extraordinary relationship" has been used by our government to describe the exceptionally close political, diplomatic, and cultural ties between Meridiana and the Myeong Commonwealth.

May our friendship endure throughout the ages!

#diplomacy #micronations

[The Banana Republic of St. Somewhere @st_somewhereobx]

To the United States of America: On this, your 250th birthday, the Banana Republic of St. Somewhere extends formal greetings to our neighbors. May your celebration be as vast as the horizon, and may you find a moment to slow down and enjoy the view.

President Eternal, BRSS

[Liberland @Liberland_org]

Stop waiting for traditional governments to change. Build the alternative with us.

While legacy systems create more borders, we are building a jurisdiction without them. The Free Republic of Liberland is a fully functional, blockchain-based nation designed entirely for the future of voluntary governance and decentralized capital.

Discover the future of voluntary governance. 🧵

[The Banana Republic of St. Somewhere @st_somewhereobx]

On behalf of the Banana Republic of St. Somewhere, I wish the First Lady Eternal a very happy birthday. May your day be filled with the sunshine and relaxation you deserve. We are honored to celebrate you today.

President Eternal, Banana Republic of St. Somewhere

[The Banana Republic of St. Somewhere @st_somewhereobx]

Weather Alert from St. Somewhere:
We’re reporting 12 inches of sunshine today. Citizens are ordered to shelter in the nearest beach chair with a cold Landshark Lager, our official state beer. #StSomewhere #IslandTime #Landshark

[The Banana Republic of St. Somewhere @st_somewhereobx]

@meridianagov Congratulations, Your Majesty. Long may you reign.

[Kingdom of Meridiana @meridianagov]

REGENCY ENDS:

His Majesty The King has been medically cleared to resume the full duties of state. We express our sincerest gratitude to Her Majesty The Queen for her steadfast governance during the regency period.

Long live the King! Long live peace!

#meridiana #micronations

[Republic of Slowjamastan @slowjamastan]

Every weekday, our Supreme Leader reports for duty behind enemy lines.

Disguised as an ordinary afternoon DJ “R Dub!” on Magic 92.5 in San Diego - The Sultan spends four hours perfecting his American accent so no one suspects they’re listening to the ruler of the world’s greatest new country, The Republic of Slowjamastan

Operation: Blend In.

Objectives:
• Play good music.
• Gain the trust of the locals.
• Casually insert pro-Slowjamastan messaging whenever possible.
• Recruit future citizens without raising suspicion.

Like the legendary Clark Kent, he hides in plain sight. Only the thick-rimmed headphones separate humble radio personality from glorious head of state.

If you hear him mention Slowjamastan... congratulations. You have just experienced state-sponsored propaganda.

Mission status: Still undetected.

🇵🇼📻🕵️

#slowjamastan #magic925 #micronation #nocrocs #Sultan
https://t.co/iFfZIFPmrT

[Republic of Slowjamastan @slowjamastan]

But good lookin’ out, Cat! 💯

[Micro-Antarctica 🇦🇶❄️ @MFACentum]

Today, the flag of @Flandrensis_Gov is flying in the forests of #Montagut (#Querol, #Catalonia). A small symbol of friendship, cooperation, and shared values reaching from #Antarctica & #Mediterranean.
❄️🌲#micronations
https://t.co/qYHgj3KArz

[The Banana Republic of St. Somewhere @st_somewhereobx]

Watch the Republic sponsored history of the Banana Republic of St. Somewhere. It's the truth, we swear.
https://t.co/z5NBFRfg4h

[The Banana Republic of St. Somewhere @st_somewhereobx]

The Banana Republic of St. Somewhere was, kinda sorta, officially recognized by the @slowjamastan. The President Eternal will make sure this day is celebrated accordingly.

[The Banana Republic of St. Somewhere @st_somewhereobx]

@slowjamastan @PlanetFitness @Crocs A great day for the Sultan and common sense.

[Republic of Slowjamastan @slowjamastan]

Ever wondered what it’s like to be DENIED citizenship to Slowjamastan? 🇵🇼

Wonder no more.

In this shocking citizenship review, @neildelamere learns the hard way that there are consequences for improper string cheese etiquette. One simple mistake. One questionable life choice. One denied application.

Will Neil ever earn a second chance? Or will his string cheese violations haunt him forever?

Watch the dramatic verdict unfold.

#slowjamastan #micronation #stringcheese #WWYTMT #Sultan #Sealand #Molossia #citizenship @WWYTMT @DaveTodayFM
https://t.co/CpecBJUG55

[Kingdom of Meridiana @meridianagov]

UPDATE:

His Majesty The King is recovering comfortably and has already resumed some minor duties.

Meridiana's temporary regency will continue for several more days as a precautionary measure but is expected to end by early July.

#meridiana #micronations