Watercooler Jesus

livin’

[Watercooler Jesus @st_st_studrose6]

@JustBB_Media @NekoSuke5_5_2 @Brewers

[Tread Athletics @TreadHQ]

Can confirm that the "Yoshi" is disgusting.🤢

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

The Brewers just racked up 52 hits in their 3-game sweep of the Braves 😱

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A look at the white alternate helmets that the Packers will wear Oct. 20 vs. the Texans:

[Watercooler Jesus @st_st_studrose6]

@bigbabyhayes24 Preaching to the choir on that brotha, I feel you! Hope the heat land on your side of the bracket after the play-in 🙄😂

[Watercooler Jesus @st_st_studrose6]

@bigbabyhayes24 🤣🤣 Cant believe this is the first I’m hearing it from ya! You guys are rippin this year, that’s for sure! Ready for these playoffs to start

[Watercooler Jesus @st_st_studrose6]

@UWMadison fire @GregGard please

[Watercooler Jesus @st_st_studrose6]

@UWBadgers you guys gonna fire @GregGard ?

[Watercooler Jesus @st_st_studrose6]

I wonder what dogs think when they see another dog riding a skateboard

[Watercooler Jesus @st_st_studrose6]

“ hey Siri—what part of the turkey do I put my meat thermometer in?”

[Watercooler Jesus @st_st_studrose6]

How about a typo for good measure

[Watercooler Jesus @st_st_studrose6]

Showed up to the post office in Columbus Day, then went to Aldi without a quarter. What a day

[Watercooler Jesus @st_st_studrose6]

@maggiecg12 I’ll marry her. Nothing more, nothing less.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Dont send him back to the minors thats exactley what he wants

[Watercooler Jesus @st_st_studrose6]

Working construction is weird—Just asked my man Todd how he’s doing today. Straight-faced he says “another day closer to death” and walks away.

[Watercooler Jesus @st_st_studrose6]

Me: *has a ham sandwich*

My coworker: “Canadian bacon sandwich? Nice”

[Watercooler Jesus @st_st_studrose6]

😂😂😂

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

Phillies manager Rob Thomson holding up a sign for Corey Phelan, the 20 year old who passed away from cancer during the Phils playoff run. He was a pitcher in their minor league system 🙏

[Watercooler Jesus @st_st_studrose6]

Did you know they’re putting custard in ring donuts these days?