staaatman

You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead.

[Horse Consumer @PhantomTheUuhhh]

How it feels having friends

[staaatman @staaatman]

@PhantomTheUuhhh How it feels having friends

[staaatman @staaatman]

@PhantomTheUuhhh Stupid pointless post. Delete this!

[staaatman @staaatman]

@PhantomTheUuhhh It’s okay Kitten, Daddy forgives you (this time). But next time this happens, Daddy will have to punish you…😈🍆💦🧖🏾‍♂️🇦🇱

[Horse Consumer @PhantomTheUuhhh]

How it feels to have a family

[☕ & 🥞 @TeaffyPancaek]

"Omfg this game fucking sucks it drives me mad"

"Then stop playing it and play other games"

[⭐️Iris Zelda Ana!🩷 @IridaceaeArt]

type of shit deadlock gets me on

[Daki💤 @dakiqmochi]

Es que no entiendes el gameplay

El gameplay:

[hexal @imhexal_]

"you smell even better when you're awake"

[yanu @streeetfighta]

im good bro 😂😂😂

[✧✦✧✦✧ @VOIDTHROAT]

night has descended upon the united states. get in your car, turn off your phone, pick a direction, and begin driving. #abandoneveryoneautumn

[golden ghost @_goldenghost]

dude my video folder is just full of gems and dirt

[Plants vs. Zombies @PlantsvsZombies]

@xekinise_ Oof. Hey Zomboss, that's a nasty fart you've got there. Phew! 🤢

[fxxdg @fxxdg1]

our daily affirmations

[Justyn @FUNKePills]

Gamers, you probably aren't keeping up with the US midterms so I'll put it into more relatable terms. Imagine each branch of government is a lane, and the House is mid boss. The lane phase has just ended, so both teams must now farm jungle, which in this case would be (1/51)

[M. @blndvnt]

how it feels to procrastinate when you know a little more effort is worth it

[staaatman @staaatman]

@PhantomTheUuhhh Not funny 👎