stacey

Nothing to say since 1981.

[stacey @staayce]

@CBSSunday There are so many things to dislike about this, but why THE FUCK would I need to see the blades of grass behind Dorothy’s head?

[stacey @staayce]

An important and fantastic read from Violet Affleck.

https://t.co/27xDqZ0QH0

[stacey @staayce]

@theonlyredbaron @kananaskinyeti If people who have nothing else to do for a minute need to be encouraged to do something that might make them feel better that kind of proves the op’s point.

[stacey @staayce]

White people love saying “I guess it’s that time of year…” with a sigh.

[stacey @staayce]

@NoahKahan I can’t go, but I had a dream you were my little cousin and we were shooting the shit at a family dinner, so I think my heart is sad. …and now I’m actually typing that out in a reply. You know, here’s advice from your fake older cousin; be cooler than me when you hit your 40s.

[stacey @staayce]

@lukewarmtallboy I’ll accept that. No fighting for anything, though, I can just waltz in, take the leftovers, and no one cares.

[stacey @staayce]

It’s Dead Man’s Bones Season! If you know, you know.

[stacey @staayce]

May I never read the room as poorly as the Martin Short hit piece writer.

[stacey @staayce]

@emhava @LolOverruled I’m in Southern Vermont and can confirm, Western Mass is a fantastic area.

[stacey @staayce]

I wear a mask in public, & while I don’t need to go into why, I will tell you I work in retail, & we carry wooden train whistles. We kept 1 out of the package, but had to throw it away b/c too many people were trying it with their real mouths connected to their real f’ing faces.

[stacey @staayce]

Comedy IS now legal on Twitter

[stacey @staayce]

It is wild to me that it takes something like this for the masses to remember that the ocean is terrifying.

[stacey @staayce]

Yo, I never do this, but I want people to see this Vermont potter’s work. I just added some of her pieces to the store, and I would like it to find the #cottagecore girlies, and for this line to thrive here. I’m obsessed.

https://t.co/X1H3ZVvYnV

[stacey @staayce]

December 23rd in small town retail means 96% of my customers will be men for two straight days.

[stacey @staayce]

Do you know about Spooky Lake Month? If not, now is the time to find geodesaurus on TikTok.

[stacey @staayce]

I think this is the definition of “understanding the assignment”.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

A pink and purple head. Spiderlike turquoise legs. A wild bloodshot stare. A toothy neon grin.

Meet one of the finalists in the youth “I Voted” sticker design contest in Ulster County, New York.
https://t.co/BRhXa6svIY

[CSPAN @cspan]

Former Buffalo Fire Commissioner Garnell Whitfield, whose mother was killed in mass shooting: "You should yield your positions of authority and influence to others that are willing to lead on this issue. The urgency of the moment demands no less. My mother's life mattered."

[stacey @staayce]

@lolacoaster I took my chihuahua to the vet on a day she was lethargic and without an appetite (nothing was more important to Sophie than food), to find out she was just sad.