Diet Coke is the greatest invention in history because it's a perfect product with no trade offs. Tastes incredible. Doesn't cause cavities. Healthy for you. Contains a small dose of stimulants.
Asked my boss if I could end the day early to pick up my dad from the airport. He said No, because we are going go karting this afternoon, and it's mandatory.
The governor of NM says that no constitutional right is absolute and that in an emergency, she can suspend those rights. She needs to be removed, and jailed. Right away.