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garlic bread enthusiast

[Avery Edison @aedison]

every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk"

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@angstymadz That is art madison

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@ChipsAhHEU I am your biggest supporter

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Resisting the urge to comment “don’t break your arm” whenever I see people post about snowboarding now

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Had to ask my dad to put my hair in a ponytail today so I could eat some soup

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Having a broken arm as an adult makes me feel so dumb. Like wanna open a drink by yourself? Nope can’t you’re broken

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breaking my arm truly was the cherry on top of this awful year

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2020 (2020 - 2020)

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today i found out you can buy pickle juice by the gallon online what a day to be alive

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

did a fish write this

[richard @RichardSmiiith]

how tf am I an essential worker ??

[Rob @thegallowboob]

best weighted blanket for ur anxiety

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The cool thing about wearing a mask is that I can cry in public and most people don’t notice

[deep fried mom brain @hannystyles69]

⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
☑️ simping

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The only time I tweet is to add to this thread

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I’m gonna start a thread of pictures I have on my phone that I have no explanation for.

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Bringing this thread back

[⚜️ WhoDat ⚜️ @chiefofwakanda]

Fellas text her at 11:11 and 4:44 she’ll think the universe showing her a sign. Stay toxic Kings!