Stabby Jesus

I may be stabby but I’m still Jesus #BiPride

[Stabby Jesus @stabby_jesus]

#COVID19 A FUCKING THREAD DETAILING WHY CLAIRE HEPWORTH OBE IS A HUMAN IDIOT

I will contextualize COVID19 by explaining MRSA and Flu.

MRSA is a bacterial infection, Flu is a viral infection, both are relevant to the context of this pandemic.

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[Stabby Jesus @stabby_jesus]

Hardly surprising they'd brief sycophants for positive spin than actually tell the public what's going on

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

That such life-or-death stuff is being passed to lobby journalists with no scientific background, rather than explained directly to the public by the govt is bewildering and obscene.

[Brooke McDonald @BrookeGMcDonald]

This is the scene at O’Hare airport. The traveler who took the photo said it’s a 6-hour wait for bags then on to customs for 2-4 more of waiting in shoulder-to-shoulder crowds. Police are handing out water and disinfectant wipes. @fly2ohare #ord #coronavirus #COVID19

[CoolSocialistGrandad man of peace @cool_grandad]

@stabby_jesus @MattHancock Socialism for the rich austerity for the rest. The blue Wall neoliberal never wanted their country back. https://t.co/KJgRuCxuMI solidarity comrade

[Stabby Jesus @stabby_jesus]

@cool_grandad @MattHancock And to you my friend #solidarity

[M-K 🌹 🇮🇪 💙 NHS. @marie_kate2]

⚠️ Finally Boris has decided to take this virus seriously ⚠️

They have now decided they are going to test EVERYONE for the virus... All you need to do is send a stool sample off to 10 Downing Street , Westminster, London. SW1A2AA.

👍 You're welcome.

[Lineal Conker Champion of the World @NUFC_OurClub]

@MattChorley @jimwaterson @MattHancock This is a global pandemic and public advice is being treated as Premium content. Its becoming like a sick joke. No-one knows what to do. No-one has any clue what the advice is. They are losing control

[illinois cook 🇵🇸 @illi4141]

@Cornish_Damo @MattHancock Yes indeed. The rest of Cabinet have been silent, backbenchers have made more comment, mostly critical. @Conservatives , why is it that the government are so talentless & pathetic under Johnson? Why are they silent & clearly the worst of us? Eton? Bullingdon? #Greed?incompetence?

[Stabby Jesus @stabby_jesus]

@cool_grandad @MattHancock Of course there's money for the market tho, always got a few billion spare coins for the market

[CoolSocialistGrandad man of peace @cool_grandad]

@stabby_jesus @MattHancock One thing you will never hear them talk about and we had provisions for them in our manifesto no veteran will be left without a place of their own and get the medical help they need.

[Red 'til I'm Dead @suziegeewizz]

Remember when Richard Branson's house on his pissy island nearly blew away? That was a good day.

[NYT Business @nytimesbusiness]

“This is the time for working together.” In a coordinated show of unity on Friday, leaders in Europe said they would spend hundreds of billions of euros to prevent the coronavirus outbreak from provoking a deep recession or financial crisis. https://t.co/nqHIg96xK5

[Maggie Oliver @MaggieOliverUK]

The latest government decision not to publish evidence of research into the grooming gangs evidenced in my previous post shows that this is not a party political issue.... but it’s definitely a pattern of secrecy....which we must challenge!

https://t.co/Mt6oes1Ypl

[CNBC @CNBC]

Nearly 70% of Americans consider themselves middle-class but only 50% of the U.S. actually is. Here's how much money you have to earn to be considered middle-class. (via @CNBCMakeIt) https://t.co/90KyMtUKBZ

[Lee @VictoryDay_Hope]

Some ape and his missus filling two trolleys with bog rolls in Tesco. Four elderly ladies trying to get a couple of packs each. They were feeling intimidated, I stepped in took packets of bog rolls out of the apes trolley and gave them to the elderly couples. Selfish arsewipes

[Musiqualclass @Musiqualclass]

@russell_kane

[Stabby Jesus @stabby_jesus]

@TheVeganGrind Cunt

[Stabby Jesus @stabby_jesus]

@SilkenWizard Fuck off you prick

[Stabby Jesus @stabby_jesus]

I will state again that I do indeed hate every single vegan personally I've had enough of cognitive dissonance and pseudoscience and semantic fucking debates. Fucking get off you twats!

[ARTIST TAXI DRIVER @chunkymark]

Boris 🤡 “Let’s all get the virus plan” 😱 “we don’t like it!!”
Todays 2min newspaper review it’s a classic 😎

[Stabby Jesus @stabby_jesus]

@PeterStefanovi2 fucking hell I'm well pleased with this!! Though I might get tired of him saying 'now hang on a minute' every time I sneeze