‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ l͟i͟f͟e,⠀ i⠀ have⠀ found,⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ is⠀⠀about⠀ …⠀ variety.⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀ since when?

[﹐ ‍ ‍ E͟T͟H͟A͟N ‍ ‍LANDRY ‍. @econkills]

i’m just that charismatic.

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀ no, i mean how the hell did you get someone willing to kiss you.

[﹐ ‍ ‍ E͟T͟H͟A͟N ‍ ‍LANDRY ‍. @econkills]

you don’t know how to kiss?

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀ how.

[﹐ ‍ ‍ E͟T͟H͟A͟N ‍ ‍LANDRY ‍. @econkills]

guys , i’ve had my first kiss now.

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀ i’m gonna kill you.

[﹐ ‍ ‍ E͟T͟H͟A͟N ‍ ‍LANDRY ‍. @econkills]

oh , come on. pleeeeease?

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀is it morally wrong to slap the dogshit out of your brother?

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀okay, and you’re broke. that’s literally not my issue.

[﹐ ‍ ‍ E͟T͟H͟A͟N ‍ ‍LANDRY ‍. @econkills]

i’m your younger brother and you love me?

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀why is this MY problem?

[﹐ ‍ ‍ E͟T͟H͟A͟N ‍ ‍LANDRY ‍. @econkills]

please?

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀ i just said no.

[﹐ ‍ ‍ E͟T͟H͟A͟N ‍ ‍LANDRY ‍. @econkills]

yeah. so , can i have it?

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀ ackutally.

[﹐ ‍ ‍ E͟T͟H͟A͟N ‍ ‍LANDRY ‍. @econkills]

it’s twenty , actually.

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀ wow, five bucks. you’re really going all out.

[﹐ ‍ ‍ E͟T͟H͟A͟N ‍ ‍LANDRY ‍. @econkills]

it’s for my date , i can’t ask dad.

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀ ask dad?

[﹐ ‍ ‍ E͟T͟H͟A͟N ‍ ‍LANDRY ‍. @econkills]

but—

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀ no.

[﹐ ‍ ‍ E͟T͟H͟A͟N ‍ ‍LANDRY ‍. @econkills]

@stabcalls

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

/ this acc is so bare rn ill edit soon i promise

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀ it is if you’re woke like me!!!!

[﹐ ‍ ‍ E͟T͟H͟A͟N ‍ ‍LANDRY ‍. @econkills]

sleeping with men is not employment!!!!

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀ men buy shit for me all the time!!!!!

[﹐ ‍ ‍ E͟T͟H͟A͟N ‍ ‍LANDRY ‍. @econkills]

you stop being unemployed!!!!!

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀ stop being unemployed!!!!!

[﹐ ‍ ‍ E͟T͟H͟A͟N ‍ ‍LANDRY ‍. @econkills]

mind your business!!!

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀ stop lying!!!!

[﹐ ‍ ‍ E͟T͟H͟A͟N ‍ ‍LANDRY ‍. @econkills]

mind your business.

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀ ethan???? employed????

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀ can confirm.

[‎ ‍‎ 𓍢ִ✩ ‍ 𝘙𝘐𝘓𝘌𝘠⁎ @SUG4RFRIGHT]

ethan landry wears curlers to bed.

[‍ ‍𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ‍of ‍ 𝒹e͟c͟ay. @stabcalls]

⠀you can tell sam carpenter genuinely thinks she deserves to live.