Dale Kramer

Thoughts may not be my own, but the sarcasm definitely is...

[Dale Kramer @Stable_Genius56]

Drove up to see a Hy-Vee employee kissing a customer after loading groceries into her car. Took the "helpful smile in every aisle" thing to a new level.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

I told you Trump is our reckoning for decades of culture and media excess & exploitation. A virus isn’t going to take him out. Air Force One could crash out of the air and burn and he’d walk out of the wreckage like the liquifying T-1000.

[🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈 Amy Vinson, MD @imswimming3]

The irony is:

The more successful these public health measures are

The more people will say it was all blown out of proportion.

To my colleagues in public health: I see you & greatly appreciate your service.

#COVID19

[Jeremy Boreing @JeremyDBoreing]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but selling off your 401K in a panicked market is just giving your money to the rich.

We gobble up your losses and make your power our own like true supervillains.

Don’t feed us your future.

[Dale Kramer @Stable_Genius56]

@BentleChris Seriously this show would have so much good material this decade. Covid, Trump, Epstein...

[Andrea R MD, @andrear9md.bsky.social @AndreaR9Md]

Update. The Cleveland Clinic has developed a COVID 19 test that gives results in 8 hours as opposed to the 2-3 days it takes for the other tests.
They developed the test in NINE days, I repeat nine. Scientists worked 24/7 once the CDC gave them the okay on 3/2.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The lady at the bakery asked if I wanted French bread. I told her that breads don’t have nationalities and then I called the police.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

BREAKING: I am announcing I will continue my quest to become a center in the NBA

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

Fact check: you didn't persist.

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

T-Mac was smooth with this handle 😯

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The coronavirus panic is dumb

[Brent Scher @BrentScher]

The Dow is up 1,300 points on the day—the biggest one-day gain in a decade—and it is not news on CNN or MSNBC, which is currently discussing the coronavirus but no longer feels the markets are part of the story like they were last week.

[Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich]

I’ve seen Democrats be tougher on Trump for his coronavirus response than they’ve been on China, whose communist government censored and hid the outbreak, leading to its unnecessary spread around the world.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Fascinating to watch all the same people who said that Trump would wreck the presidency singlehandedly now declare that Bernie will be hemmed in by institutional checks and balances, so don't worry that he's a Marxist.

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

To recap tonight’s Democratic debate.

If they are elected you will get govt controlled internet, energy, schools and health care.

And as a bonus, reefer for everyone!

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

What does "economic justice" mean, except that you want something that someone else produced, without having to produce anything yourself in return?

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Bernie’s arguments are moral, not economic. That’s why he has so much support. He’s speaking to the moral outrage people feel, much of it justified. The Right has to respond on moral grounds. Talking about the economic infeasibility of his proposals will not be effective.

[Boris Ryvkin @BRyvkin]

Why is everyone a Russian asset but never a Chinese asset? Almost like the 800 pound gorilla in the room of strategic threats to U.S. security & global influence is less interesting than the 11 time zone land mass w/ an economy the size of Texas.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Socialists with three homes should not exist

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

"OMG BLOOMBERG IS BUYING THE ELECTION" say people whose chief candidates want to hand people healthcare, college educations, and housing they're not paying for.