VeryStableGeniusProgrammer

came for tech tips now posting into the void

[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

The human brain is optimized for tabular forms.

You can try to escape it, but won’t.

Data are relations.

No-SQL is an affront to God and nature.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Satya Nadella on why Microsoft Excel has been so durable after 40 years:

> the power of lists and tables
> the malleability of the software (“a blinking canvas”)
> spreadsheet software is Turing complete (“I can make it do everything”)
> it’s the world’s most approachable programming environment (“you get into it without even thinking your programming”)

[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

@AnderZin22 I have lived the best I can
Does this make me not a man?

[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

All my life I grew up dreaming of being the baby boomer’s exit liquidity.

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

U.S. BECOMES FIRST NATION TO HOST A FIFA WORLD CUP TEAM AND AIR STRIKE THAT TEAM’S COUNTRY ON THE SAME DAY

[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

-For You page
-Click on interesting video
-Video ends
-The most Indian slop video imaginable auto plays

Why is Twitter like this?

[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

This movie relied on chuds as first line of viewers but all they did was piss them off.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE ODYSSEY’ is tracking to open with $80M-$100M domestically.

(Source: Deadline)

[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

@queerBengali This is ableist af. Hope you know that ✌️.

[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

@Cernovich Scott Galloway is a bad actor and I hate how RW figures (not you) eat up his slop every time he throws them a bone.

He repackages old red-pill content for feminists and boomer libs. He is nothing and says nothing of interest unless you’re a sheltered media doofus.

[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

My college football team had the athletic department liaison talk to us the last week of camp every year and tell us that if you hooked up with a drunk girl, the university considered her unable to consent and therefore you a rapist.

[H.A. Hazony @HAHazony]

Not to be a boomer, but youngns don't know how good they have it, they don't remember 2015...

We were told 1/3 men is a rapist.
Propogandized with the "wage-gap" & "manspreading."
Racist babies, microagressions, transformers.

Was a different world. Then the orange man came...

[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

@Scott_Wiener

[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

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[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

Cabo Verde will win the World Cup.

[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

@francesca_clips @NickJFuentes Blocked for me now having to know you exist

[Ned Ryun @nedryun]

If a rando nurse practitioner can bilk our government for nearly a billion dollars, I think it’s safe to say we’ve probably lost trillions over the lifespan of these social welfare programs.

[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

@ChuckM65 @ThomBrady5 @jimgeraghty $299k for a 72 year old 1 bath. You people are insufferable we’ll celebrate your demise in the next decade.

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

Libertarians will look you dead in the eye and tell you the Founding Fathers wanted these people to own guns

[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

@feelsdesperate @memeticsisyphus

[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

Cabo Verde will win the World Cup.

[dolo @doloyeung]

Wife: Everything good? You seem a little down

Me: Everything's FINE. God just get off my case

--- later that day ---

Japanese smart toilet: You haven't been pooping like yourself lately, Dolo-sama. Is everything ok?

Me: I can't hide anything from you can I, old friend

[VeryStableGeniusProgrammer @stablegeniuspro]

@BIG_PARMENIDES If you’re a guy you can have kids in the next few hours but you’re not gonna like how to get started….

[Aporia @aporia9n]

Yes, NYC has become a cult. And so have London, Paris and many other cities.

A city is supposed to be transactional. You move there to get access to better jobs, smarter people, capital, culture, dating markets, ideas, luck. You tolerate the rent, noise and chaos because the city increases your surface area for opportunity.

But a lot of people now treat living in NYC/London/Paris as the achievement itself. They’re not building much, not saving much, not owning anything, not starting families, not necessarily living that well.

Social media (and short visits) made this worse. People not living in those cities romanticise them and feel FOMO, while people living there turn the city into their entire personality / personal brand.

Even San Francisco, which used to be somewhat immune to this, is starting to turn into a status symbol for wannabe entrepreneurs...