Wisdom of STAB

Because STAB says the funniest things...

[Josephine Butler College JCR @jbjcr_durham]

Meet Sandra our Student Support Officer, she's signing up for STAB @stabquotes #ButlerFair #ButlerFreshers15

[Anisha @_anisha_solanki]

Mum: "ugh air your jacket, it smells like Klute"

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Mark Bate:"well I'm am expert at female masturbation, so.... "

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James: "wait but her hole is so big!"

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I'm special. @SMASHMissen

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"Yeah, I'm a two man job..."

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"I've always wanted a tazer!"

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"You have nice elbows... So it's fine."

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"I'm just going to carry on drinking until my card gets rejected!"

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@clonedmemories nominating for what?

[Rosie Hodsdon @wordswithrosie]

@stabquotes Cream.

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Carl: "I'm the kind of the fairies, I don't stand on one leg!"

[Anisha @_anisha_solanki]

@stabquotes "no phoebe, ape win"

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"You'd be the communal bin bag after I was done with you!"

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"imagine if a law firm saw that, they'd be like 'he likes it up the bum!'"

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"You're going to get smited for that!"

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"I have a drinking problem..." and it wasn't even me...

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"It's so hard to have this kind of banter in Durham because everyone's white!"

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"I'LL MAKE A SIGN NEXT TIME THEY COME!" sticking fingers up at window...

[Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets]

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