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paddington bear fan account she/her

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

You wouldn’t survive in the asylum I was raised in

[Maung Thuta @CypressDahlia]

I said this years ago but I greatly dislike this belief that misery is noble. That your misery is, in itself, a meaningful critique of the system that caused it. Mentally martyring yourself in your bedroom almost entirely hurts you and does absolutely nothing to Peter Thiel

[Bhangbhangduc @bhangbhangducx]

a mentally disabled aristocrat has lost a pointless war which resulted in a humiliating treaty at Versailles

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

NIXON: Fantastic Mr. Fox. Disgusting picture. Fella wears a [expletive] corduroy suit.
HALDEMAN: [inaudible]
NIXON: They run the banks too

[༺ 𐂂 ༻ @touchmoonflower]

the city heaves and stutters like an animal troubled by dreams

[Violet Rose 🏳️‍⚧️ @Vibutler_]

I’ve never felt stupider than studying for the bar. I’m taking notes like “murder is when you kill someone on purpose”

[Squiggles @heisei_ramen]

@woke8yearold Sadly there was some beef between runk and grunk over the GPL and flag syntax so Ronald is now only reachable for patches by email once a week when he’s not making raw honey.

MacOS ships with crunk.

[𝙕𝙚𝙡 🫧 @denzelephant]

@SznPltts As a Brit this always confused me cause the way Atlanta sounded to me was like a big city but every time I watched a thug mv he was like in a creek or something

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Currently tubing down Chattahoochee River🌊

[Vivian @suchnerve]

I’m at the oil shock. I’m at the super El Niño. I’m at the combination oil shock super El Niño fertilizer shortages imminent famines historic droughts over half our oxygen lost to ocean acidification AMOC collapse portending a southeastern USA heat dome + Western Europe ice age

[ali ! 🏳️‍⚧️ @shadowoftheali]

i think supermans penis should only be a little weird. like weird enough to be a constant reminder that he's still an alien, but normal enough to where all his partners just thinks he's a normal guy with a deformed penis

[John Loeber 🎢 @johnloeber]

Average Post-Economic Neighborhood “Shop”:

- $55 candles. many colors. smell of paradise

- printed sweaters that say {Neighborhood}. design always carefully low-effort, don’t want to seem tryhard

- issues of quarterly “zine”. open it up. non rhyming poems about depression

- local ceramics. some very pretty. some deliberately ugly — it’s transgressive. $45 per mug

bright colors, pleasant scent, immaculately clean. hexagonal ceramic floor tiles. it’s a nice vibe. the cashier is a woman in her mid 20s with a nose ring and doodle tattoos.

once a week the proprietor runs the shop for the afternoon. she is in her 50s and always dreamed of having a quaint neighborhood shop. it loses $8,000 a month. her husband clipped $30M in fees from the time that he raised a $600M fund from the Libyans in the early 2000s. it didn’t beat s&p but that’s okay. life is good

[Robert Anderson @ProfRobAnderson]

One of the biggest problems in hiring law school professors is that they all say they want to teach Corporations and Securities Regulation, then once you hire them the want to teach "Admiralty" or "Law of the Sea."

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

yeah boss i'm going to need to be sent to maine for about two weeks to really get to the bottom of this platner situation, need to pick up his trail in bar harbor, see if he did anything in acadia, check out camden, rockport, swing down to kennebunkport

[LiorLefineder @lefineder]

Sea person goes to the shopkeeper at the counter after picking up 9 pieces of copper and 1 piece of tin.

"You're not gonna mix these up to make bronze now, are you?"

"What? Bronze? You can make bronze from these? Why, I wouldn't even know how."

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

A Streetcar Named Vyvanse

[sharp 🌌 @cull_trade]

breaking news

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

tort law exam ass case

[QC @QiaochuYuan]

the actual answer is harry potter and the methods of rationality (derogatory)

[disc ※ vc5 then ny @arabelladevine]

@_chair @generativist best not try me when i’m on my perch