stace_yarr

I like cats

[stace_yarr @stace2504]

I survived 2m 25s and got a score of 2170 in Agar.io! Can you do better? Come and play https://t.co/XVssfuEzHL

[stace_yarr @stace2504]

Pocket Pest Insect Smasher - Smash Ant Bug & Cockroach Rocks!!
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[stace_yarr @stace2504]

Pocket Pest Insect Smasher - Smash Ant Bug & Cockroach Rocks!!
https://t.co/0nNbpplLCm

[stace_yarr @stace2504]

Pocket Pest Insect Smasher - Smash Ant Bug & Cockroach Rocks!!
https://t.co/0nNbpplLCm

[stace_yarr @stace2504]

I survived 0m 45s and got a score of 65 in Agar.io! Can you do better? Come and play https://t.co/XVssfuEzHL

[stace_yarr @stace2504]

There's always one parent that brings a fucking movie set to the class assembly's

[stace_yarr @stace2504]

The amount of girls wearing heels disguised as trainers concerns the fuck out of me

[stace_yarr @stace2504]

Yes. My turning the volume up was in fact an invitation for you to talk EVEN FUCKING LOUDER

[stace_yarr @stace2504]

I'd love to go running it's just that all the best running spots happen to be the best serial killer spots too

[stace_yarr @stace2504]

Anyone who doubted my New Years resolution can just 'je vais a la plage' the fuck out my life

[stace_yarr @stace2504]

A good way to see if your chillies are dangerously fucking hot is to touch your vagina shortly after chopping them.

[Michèle @Boleyngirly]

When you turn your life upside down, sometimes change falls out of its pockets.

[Ivsy @Ivsy01]

Winter is really just a 3 month long eating contest.

[stace_yarr @stace2504]

I just introduced my kids to happy hardcore... I'll say thanks now to my future 'parent of the year' award

[stace_yarr @stace2504]

What the fucking fuck @bbc... I've waited 365 days for auld Lang syne.

[stace_yarr @stace2504]

Unless it's a sex life and financial stability I couldn't give two shits what 2016 is gonna bring

[Vicky @queeenvk]

I'm so impatient.
5 mins in the sun: Am I tanned yet?
10 sit ups: Do I have abs yet?
1 bottle of wine: Am I happy yet?

[🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz]

New Year's Resolutions:

1. exercise 3 times
2. eat healthy for 5 days
3. stop drinking until someone bugs me

*realistic goal setting*

[Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22]

Doe, a deer, a female deer.
Ray, the thing that killed Steve Irwin.