We really shouldn't be stunned that the broadcasters that can't pronounce the Sabres goaltender's last name are the ones that got Coach of the Year this wrong.
Won the division β¬οΈ
Cleared expectations for season β¬οΈ
Disciplined team β¬οΈ
Lack of ELITE players to rely on β¬οΈ
Gold Medal β¬οΈ
Top-5 team in man games lost β¬οΈ
Blamed everyone but himself for team failures in the media β
Congrats on the lifetime achievement award π
Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.
Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.
Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."
Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."
Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.
They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.
One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."
Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.
That's the metered intelligence business model.
And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.
Well, when your team is known for:
- Cap circumvention
- Receiving the biggest gimme from the league for an expansion team
- have a goalie that committed sexual assault
- purposefully withhold employees you fired from gaining new employment
You tend to be unlikable
god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....