This was the most fun I’ve had on a talk show. And for the record: we’re kidding around at the beginning - this was Trevor approved before I came out. I’m mischievous, not batshit fucking crazy. 😏 @TheDailyShow@Trevornoah
Hey kids.... as school starts and you go to the cafeteria for lunch and see someone sitting alone...
Sit with them...
Talk to them...
Laugh with them...
Introduce them to your friends...
You know, all the things you’d like someone to do for you if you were sitting alone.
So for a thousand retweets @TheSarahBert said I could wear this suit from The Greatest Showman for our wedding. C'mon people and make my dreams come true!
If you start The O.C. season 1 episode The Countdown around 11:14 pm, Ryan and Marissa will kiss at midnight. That won’t be exactly right, so use a damn pause button because I can’t do math. #HappyNewYears#Oliversucksshit