ANNOUNCEMENT: after much reflection, I’ve decided that my last five years of aging doesn’t count, as they took place under strange and unusual circumstances. please respect my decision and feel free to join me
Just had a flashback of myself belting songs from Les Mis outside The Globe Saturday night, & all I can say to everyone who was witness is, you’re welcome 😌 (but actually what I’d like to say is I can’t be left unattended after a drink💀)
You really see just how idiotic men are on Christmas week. Like sir, if you don’t know what your wife of 25yrs wants for Christmas by now then how the fuck am I supposed to ☺️? & a bonus stupid point, 90% don’t even know what size they need. HOW DO I KNOW?!
I definitely shouldn’t work in retail, pissing it down with rain & every customer that comes in soaked im just here thinking why the fuck are you out in this weather. Instead of oooh good someone’s coming in the shop 🙃😂