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and den

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Buddy has me naming kids I never ever planned to have. Fucking wild.

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A couple years ago a man asked me to put a cigarette out on him to make sure he wasn’t dreaming me. I obliged.

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Pretty sure it wasn’t gods will that you cheat on your girlfriend but whatever you say whore

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I can never promise a man my heart forever just in case Hayley Williams is ready to be my wife suddenly.

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“Stacey, you’re so in love with yourself, it’s conceded” if you don’t like yourself just say that.

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Sometimes you walk into a place you’ve never been, with people you’ve never met and yet it feels like home.

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Once I think you’re a bad dog parent, that’s it there’s no redeeming yourself you’re dead to me

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Ash and I watched the Barbie movie last night. Unreal. 10/10.

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A man asked me if I felt feelings tonight, that’s a very good question. I might.

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Refers g to men under 200 pounds as “victim weight”, I will not elaborate further.

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Men will not block you simply because of their ego, no ma’am, you gotta be some type of menace for a man to block you.

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

The McRib only comes back before a tragic world event. Take precautions. Heed my warning.

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My dog has saved my life more times than her little idiot brain can ever understand.

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@Courtneylynn989 No baby, you’re main chick material. You’re not a dog.

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Imagine knowingly being a side chick, how embarrassing.

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Two 20 year olds came up to me in the bar to tell me I look like cleopatra and when they grow up they wanna be like me. Girl I am only 27, I am not even grown up myself but thank you so much

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Sometimes you have to release them back to the people in their own league, they’re obviously under qualified to play in yours

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One thing about this breakup, I gained a beautiful friend in the form of my 19 year old revenge seeking downstairs neighbour. Love her. She’s an angel

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I’m never dating a man that cannot spell “definitely” ever again.

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Found out the dog is obsessed with planet earth