Stacey Simmermacher

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

20 gold stars for @Target!!! I accidentally washed a target brand disposal diaper with our cloth diaper load... and it made it through the heavy cycle completely intact and very full. 😂🎉Thankful I’m not spending the next hour cleaning diaper peices out of my washing machine!

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

@RunningENFJ Deal. Also, I would make you a medal😂 not a metal 😂😂🙈

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

@RunningENFJ If you get under ten minutes I will personally make you a gold (colored with ansels crayons and glitter) metal and mail it to you!!

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

@RunningENFJ Holy smokes!! You beat your goal in pouring rain 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 keep it up joe!! So so so proud of you!! We will all need to facetime soon to hear all the details!!!

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

@Dankmanfu @Target You haven’t truly lived my friend😂

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

I think he captures how we all feel about @Target and their grilled cheese😂

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

To the guys sitting behind me on the plane complaining about someone in their party not being respectable because they wore sweat pants to a strip club, i promise there is NOTHING you can wear to a strip club that would make me respect you. Nothing. 😑

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

@Target please be my galenLine😂😂 thankfully no one at my party noticed the typo, and I still love you. I’ll always love you💕

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

@Dankmanfu Amen to that!

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

If you’re afraid of getting your blood drawn you should take a toddler with you. The needle was by far the most painless part of the experience.

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

If the rain is making you feel down today take a moment and remember that 12 years ago the frayed bottoms of your bootcut jeans would be soaked from stepping on them as you walked across the parking lot. And they would still be wet. Because they never dried. Ever.

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

@RunningENFJ And used SO much data😂😂 we miss you guys! But even more, we are just so stinking excited for your adventures! And with FaceTime, we honestly get to have better and longer conversations than when you lived here!!

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

We explored #dinosaurridge today. The expectations I had based solely on dinosaur theme park movies were happily exceeded. We didn’t have to outrun a single velociraptor.

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

Every time I see this, I thank Jesus that I’m not the wedding photographer that made this warning necessary.

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

Just wondering if anyone has had a chance to ask the grinning bobcat why he grins yet. #disneyquestions

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

I want to do a cartwheel. But real casual-like. Not make a big deal about it. But I know everybody saw it. One stunning, gorgeous cartwheel. #NewYearsResolutions #creed

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

We just drove around looking at Christmas lights and critiquing how they could do better. Meanwhile there’s rotting pumpkin on our porch. 🤷‍♀️

[Stacey Simmermacher @staceyncarr]

The 6th love language: stickers.