Stacey Skulnik

Maker of Ads. Strategic Thinker. Maryland Grad. Self-Proclaimed Cheeseburger Connoisseur. Hoarder of Bed Bath & Beyond Coupons.

[Stacey Skulnik @staceyskulnik]

After 5+ hours on the phone with 7+ agents I have officially been gaslit by @Chase

[Stacey Skulnik @staceyskulnik]

@NYSLabor PLEASE HELP! I've applied and have been waiting a month with no communication.

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My leading argument as a child when I was being punished.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

You can’t Impeach someone who hasn’t done anything wrong!

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@AmericanAir @BBPmash

[R/GA @RGA]

Hearing reports -- unconfirmed as yet -- that you can use social media for things other than self-promotion

[Ken Bone @kenbone18]

Had a doctor appointment today (regular checkup, no worries). The official weight loss is at 50 pounds in 6 months. Cheer me on to keep it going!

I need your love to replace all that sweet sweet sugar I'm trying not to eat.

[Stacey Skulnik @staceyskulnik]

@jakepoteat I connect deeply to this

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We are ALLL here for this friendship. https://t.co/NFO5taRJMH

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

I am 1000% here for this new and beautiful friendship 👯‍♂️🖤 https://t.co/knkxDtwwRw

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

With everything going on in the media about me this Valentine’s Day I don’t want people to get distracted and forget how beautiful I am (on the outside)

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

Monday's @CFBPlayoff #NationalChampionship was an instant classic. The only way to make it more entertaining? The antics of @SpiceAdams and @TommieHarris90. (with @BudweiserUSA)

[Stacey Skulnik @staceyskulnik]

Incapable of getting any word done today unless I'm listening to Africa by TOTO.

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according to instagram, I did not run the nyc marathon.

[Stacey Skulnik @staceyskulnik]

there is no greater test of a human's alphabetizing ability than waiting for your prescriptions at CVS

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

This is a no good, horrible, rotten day

[Stacey Skulnik @staceyskulnik]

It's 2:30 and I'm tired, but then I remember Paul McCartney performed until 11:00pm last night and he's 75.

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@emiboscamp Or worse. Avocado toast crunch.

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*WARNS AMERICA OF LOOMING NORTH KOREAN THREAT & TO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE SUN*

*IMMEDIATELY ENGAGES W NORTH KOREA AND LOOKS AT THE SUN*

[Stacey Skulnik @staceyskulnik]

50 cents for a banana this morning? I'm going to have to take out a mortgage!!!!