Stacia Goldfish

i like sarcastic composers and boots
don't care how I die as long as I do it

[Stacia Goldfish @staciahart]

1. don't get a cat if you're going to declaw it
2. don't get a dog if you don't have patience to train it
3. stop perpetuating the idea that sharks are vicious and horrible and will eat you
4. DON'T BUY REAL IVORY TRINKETS FOR ANY REASON EVER

thank you, this has been a psa

[Stacia Goldfish @staciahart]

when everyone posting about their last week & you still have two more weeks to go

[Stacia Goldfish @staciahart]

i never know if i should be ballin' or bawlin'

[Stacia Goldfish @staciahart]

to the kid in class who always participates & asks questions and has great habits and boasts about straight a's:

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

it's called the Ugly Barnacle.

Once there was an Ugly Barnacle.
He was SO ugly that EVERYONE died.
The End!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

you have a legal obligation. to let me rest my noggin. in your lap. whenever i so desire. it’s the law

[Stacia Goldfish @staciahart]

@GlendeMatthew go to bed

[courtney @courtneyclam]

Rochester area colleges and universities: A vine thread

[Stacia Goldfish @staciahart]

where's the clothing store spring break ads for actual college students: taking a nap immediately after waking up until your job at 5pm alternating with crying over the homework you really should be doing

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. today is a day. to reflect upon. your latest accomplishments. here are mine:

4. big jump
b. zooms of the speedy variety
1. carried stick
9. borked away. evildoers
2. big leap (different than a jump}
2. ate a funny bug
d. spit out funny bug
7. loved everything

[Stacia Goldfish @staciahart]

@therealnans this may or may not be a serious tweet but a serious answer is taking one of those freezy gel packs and freezing it like %75 like slightly gooey and cold and thawed and putting it on your eyes

[Satan @s8n]

If you’re ever sad about losing a friend just remember that I was God’s best friends until he kicked me out of heaven, but now I’m ruling hell and living my best life so sometimes it’s for the best

[Stacia Goldfish @staciahart]

@Belowaveragejo with this logic, nobody can ever be happy ever because someone has it better

[Stacia Goldfish @staciahart]

this is so pure https://t.co/hjUHJnoa7Q

[Fullscreen Creators @FullscreenNet]

It's a pie in the eye kinda day 🍰

[Stacia Goldfish @staciahart]

@SoDamnTrue I think complain about it because sometimes the parents don't teach the kid the importance of working hard, like even if I was hella rich and could pay for everything my kid did I'd still make em get a job and put effort in, lotta times bitches just don't try and don't care 🤷

[reaghan @reaghanhunt]

why is being alive so expensive. im not even having a good time

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession! Plotting his oppression!

[Satan @s8n]

Stop fucking killing each other

[Stacia Goldfish @staciahart]

when the prof you hate says they're gonna be gone for two classes https://t.co/XK95l0pG35

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i encourage everyone. to pet the pup. at whatever party you attend tonight. they’re working overtime. and deserve undivided attention