Stacie Burrows

I’ve got a way with words ⚡️BULLETPROOF UNICORN

[TCEP @TCEP90290]

Edison now saying power shutoff for most of Topanga is likely within next four hours. Be prepared for possibly an extended outage of two days or longer.

[Stacie Burrows @stacie_burrows]

@melissavcomedy You have mentioned that you dealt with anxiety and I would love to hear how you worked through that, especially under the stress of live television. Also, how you ended up prioritizing your health over the show.

[Stacie Burrows @stacie_burrows]

@blackoutpete @lightweightshow @FRIGIDNewYork It’s wonderful!!!

[Lightweight @lightweightshow]

NYC! I’m back where it all began.
Witness the true story of navigating life with anorexia, binge eating disorder and bulimia, plus the entire YEAR I spent in a 28 day rehab center and how I survived the aftermath. Told with humor and heart and high stakes honesty. @FRIGIDNewYork

[Stacie Burrows @stacie_burrows]

@casslanewrites @latimes 🙌🙌🙌

[Stacie Burrows @stacie_burrows]

@mulaney Yes! I do believe the world is ready for this! Saw it three times live and it’s honestly my fave show ever. Congratulations, for everything!!!

[Stacie Burrows @stacie_burrows]

@TCEP90290 Whoa!

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pro tip: a 6 year old child with a handgun and a grudge is not a well-regulated militia

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HOLY SHIT, my man Rep. Hakeem Jeffries actually schooled these fools alphabetically!👏👏👏

[Emma Pope @emmerpope]

Me 600 times a day

[Stacie Burrows @stacie_burrows]

@samsmallx2 🤣🤣🤣

[Santa Barbara Independent @SBIndyNews]

Dark comedy plus solid storytelling are on stage in @stacie_burrows’s latest show, ‘Bulletproof Unicorn.’ https://t.co/DDjuYVIbdL

[Stacie Burrows @stacie_burrows]

@samsmallx2 Maybe start small and get a baby sitar 🤣

[Stacie Burrows @stacie_burrows]

@missmulrooney We used to call cereal Breakfast Soup!

[Stacie Burrows @stacie_burrows]

@ThatEricAlper Paul Rudd

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

This fake trailer for The Shining almost single-handedly jump-started a “edit a grossly misrepresentational trailer for a popular movie” in the early days of YouTube, but I don’t think a single one ever quite topped this.

[Lisa Gilroy @TheLisaGilroy]

To my followers: do better

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is

[Emma Pope @emmerpope]

Greeting humans vs their dogs

[Stacie Burrows @stacie_burrows]

https://t.co/SKWvvXpxqd