stacie

boston to philly. davidson wildcat. @studyhallshow & @nyrimprov. co-host of @kid_goggles podcast.

[stacie @staciiiiee]

@DavidLaSoul Anyone who tried to drag me out of brunch after an hour would be blocked

[Dominique Jean-Louis @DominiqueJL15]

Affirmative action 🧵:

Yesterday I had to look up my endocrinologist’s office info to get a referral.

I happened upon the fact that she graduated Columbia 5 years after I did. Which meant I was part of the team that admitted her, a team that regularly acted affirmatively.

[stacie @staciiiiee]

@trimara13 @quelsee the ducks tho

[Christian Becker @TheAmazingBeck]

Everyone from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia in character, and the only addition is Daniel Craig.

[Talking THFC @TalkingTHFC]

Spurs fans last week: The Club is finished. Burn it all to the ground.

Spurs fans today: I’ve just got an Ange tattoo on my face and bought a kangaroo on Facebook marketplace

[stacie @staciiiiee]

@mayskev To be brief: the vibes are off

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Augustana made Boston sound like a magical place full of hope and the first time I went there somebody threw an iced coffee at me from a passing car

[stacie @staciiiiee]

“A city where you can get a happy ending, but only if you pay a little extra” was such an underrated line that slapped

[Jordan Fischer @JordanOnRecord]

In which the Brits and Americans debate whose country is sillier.

[Andrew Kimmel @andrewkimmel]

Keanu Reeves was on my flight from London to NYC today. A young boy asked for an autograph at baggage & then began to fire off a series of rapid-fire questions. Keanu happily responded to every single one…

[stacie @staciiiiee]

did we learn NOTHING from the IMAGINE video i stg

[Farnoush Amiri @FarnoushAmiri]

As protesters can be heard in the back chanting outside SCOTUS, House Democrats sing “God Bless America.”

[stacie @staciiiiee]

@nikkisee I have ruined a lot of lunches due to the ice cream truck. No regrets

[Luke Winkie @luke_winkie]

We need to bring back 27-episode television seasons. I'm tired of the eight episodes seasons where everything matters. There's an episode of The OC where Ryan decides he wants to play soccer and it's never mentioned again. I love that. More TV episodes shouldn't matter.

[stacie @staciiiiee]

best thing i ever did on twitter was follow elijah wood

[stacie @staciiiiee]

@nikkisee @MichaelsStores Not all of it!!!! I’m flabbergasted

[stacie @staciiiiee]

@clhubes This exact thing (4:48am) happened to me and my 12-14 month old (for two months) and then abruptly stopped. I still haven’t processed it

[stacie @staciiiiee]

special shout out to strawberries today, you’re killing it babes, it’s your day to shine